Pictures of DP members

Thanks. I'm thinking it's about time for a hair cut.

 

Now you just broke my heart.

 

Buff, you've been on the net long enough to know that one was covered in "Rules Guys Wish Women Knew".

Here's a copy for review.

1. # If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask. We refuse to answer.
2. # Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down. Problem solved.
3. # Don’t cut your hair. Ever. [Men fear marriage because married women always cut their hair, and by then you’re stuck with her.]
4. # Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present.
5. # If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
6. # Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
7. # Sunday = sports. Let it be. Please speak during commercials only.
8. # When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
9. # You have too many shoes.
10. # Crying is blackmail.
11. # Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot. So is your brother. Yep, your dad too.
12. # Subtle hints don’t work. Strong hints don’t work. Really obvious hints don’t work. Just say what you want.
13. # No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark that stuff on a calendar.
14. # Yes, peeing standing up means we’re bound to miss sometimes.
15. # Most guys own three pairs of shoes. How the hell would we know which pair out of thirty would look good with that dress?
16. # Yes and No are acceptable answers to almost every question.
17. # Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
18. # A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
19. # Foreign films are best left for foreigners.
20. # It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
21. # No, it doesn’t matter which quiz.
22. # Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
23. # If you won’t dress like the girls in Victoria’s Secret, don’t expect us to act like the guys in the soap opera.
24. # If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
25. # Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t wanna see the genie.
26. # You can ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done... not both.
27. # Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions either.
28. # Women in Wonder-Bras and low-cut blouses forfeit the right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
29. # Men see in 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
30. # NO, a pair of jeans cannot make someones butt look big. Ice cream and french fries do that.
31. # The inability to read your mind is NOT proof that we don't care about you anymore.

 

We may have been separated at birth! I don't have a toe nail collection though.

 

Yeah, but come on... Look at how long it is. I can donate 10" to Locks of Love and still have hair longer than most women.

 

Nice jeans buffalo. Emporio Armani jeans, did i guess?

/jik

 

Every time I see one of these pics I keep hearing "1985" playing in my head..

"shake your ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car"...

 

Is it love that you're feeling? Is it love that you've been searching for?

 

I hate Whitesnake... They played "Here I Go Again" for Homecoming back in well, gee.. it was like 1985. (showing my age).

Lately Hair Nation on SirXM or whatever they call that crappy satellite radio station now keeps playing Whitesnake and Dokken.. Oh, and Ozzy... Surely there must be other 80's metal? What happened to XM!????$#@$#@%@#%

argh!!!

 

I have no idea what you are talking about.

I love that song!

 

Does it really got a hold on you?

Seriously you're hair does look a little like hers in her hay day not counting the color. So sad she's a 40ish train wreck now.

 

"Bowling for Soup"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dMmNcT3ouo

 

Okay. Now I get Mia's statement. Who are you talking about?

 

Tawny Kitaen.

She's the one making sweet love to the hood of the jaguar.

But that was like 20+ years ago.

 

Jesus, i played that tune for sooooo long i hate it now. Bet you guys don't know i was a Radio Dj for some years. Uhmmm well, more than 15 years. Many of those were working at two Rock radio stations. Did interview some cool guys: ZZTop, Beck (before he become a star!!) and D.A.D.

But frankly, i hate Whitesnake. And Nickelback...

 

Nothing will ever beat Jessica Hahn in the "Wild Thing" video. Sam Kinison was a genius long before his time!!!

http://www.xomba.com/watch_jessica_hahn_wild_thing_video

Yeah, Whitesnake sucks! I put them in the same classification as MD. I kinda like Nickelback though. My buddy got me the new album for my B-Day. Best tune on there is "Something in your Mouth".

Wild Thing... Man, those were the days! Jessica Hahn, ah, what in sanity. Those were the days of pure decadance. I'm lucky to be alive. Hell, I'm lucky I don't have an paternity suits or diseases! Crazy times to be alive, the 80's were.

 

Is that a tattoo on your hand?

 

No, they just stamped our hand when we left for lunch so that we could get back in after we ate.

 

Over here we get stamped after the night out:

red stamp: emergency / blue stamp: straight home / green stamp: hmm no green stamp