<------- How to Insult Your Opponent Cricket Team ------->

1. When batting, send non-all rounder bowlers to open the batting.

2. Ask a non-regular wicket keeper to keep the wickets.

3. Declare the innings in a one day match if you are batting first.

4. Play using your non-regular arm, i.e; If you are a right arm batsman, bat in left and vice versa.

5. Bowl using your non regular arm.

6. When you are comfortably placed and sure that you cannot lose the match from there, bat using one hand or hold the bat with your mouth.

7. Do not run between the wickets while batting, deal only in Fours and Sixes.

8. Place an irritating field placement like a straight line behind the stumps.

9. Bowl from a couple of meters behind the crease.

10. Talk to your girlfriend over the mobile when batting, at the non strikers end or even at the strikers end.

11. Smoke cigarettes when you are fielding.

12. Drink beer, wine, whiskey and brandy during drinks.

13. Replace all the playing eleven fielders by substitutes.

14. Ask all the fielders to go to the dressing room and take rest except the wicket keeper and the bowler.

15. Appeal for a wicket to the umpire after bowling a very long wide.

 

Very funny!

 

Believe it or not I had never even heard of Cricket until about a month ago and I'm 20 years old! My friend who is a Cricket fan introduced me to it. I'll show him these

 

Really very funny list....Thanks for sharing with us.
BTW: you have put Good Text in your Sig space...

 

very funny... and next time add some more speeches

Thanks

 

CoooooooooooL

 

You'll still end up losing the match, or have to forfeit it because the umpire will think you are bringing the game into disrepute.

 

Those comments really look funny..if not irritating....

While doing it, just be ready to receive the wrath of the spectators...

Btw....has anybody really enacted them.... in reality?

Regards,

RightMan

 

Quite funny.

I love this.

Arrogant, sounds like you don't even care about your opponent

Nice one, thanks for sharing.

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hahaha really awesome, must share more if you have in future :d

 

LOL.... nice points...

 

Well it was funny one and I think we might use this steps when we playing matches in local grounds.

What you say?

 

Really nice joke it is.......
its worth for sharing.....

 

Yeah. Now i have updated it to make it more obvious and clear all doubts.

No... The initial condition is that you will have to be in a position where there is no probability of loosing the match. I meant probability, not possibility.

Its funny for us . It is irritating for the opponent team.
I am not sure if all these have happened but i remember once Australia placed a fielding setup like #8. One bowler, one wicket keeper and rest all slips.

Yes you can try.hmmm... At your own risk. LOL

 

Nah men! It will cost me deady as either I may lost the match or lost the GF. but surly I would try something silly from from this next time.

 

lol, very funny thanks for sharing man

 

Yeah! You can do. In fact, i always do such things when the target is so easy to achieve.I open for my team generally.SO, when the target is so easy, i do such things.

 

Very funny

these are totally funny !

 

I play cricket and I was just thinking how many of these my team have done, or had done to us!

If you really want to insult a cricketer though, you need to look up "sledging"

Heres a little story;

A batsman comes out to bat and the wicket keeper says, "Hello mate, Why are you so fat?"
The batsman replies, "Cos every time I f**k your wife she lets me have a biscuit!"

Now that's an insult!

 

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i like it
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