Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Thanks for sharing.

Any idea on when the next pr update will occur

 

You're joking right?

 

Gaming Console

 

grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! I havn't had any pets since they ran off!!!!!! grrrr!!!!!!!!

Nintendo is a company that makes video games!! *hint* Google Nintendo some time!! *hint*

And no, I am not a wee-wee!!!!

 

About what ?....About getting laid?...How old are you? This thread is for all that are over 18 years.

 

Today a chick came over and we chatted for three hours!!!!! Tomorrow we'll spend three hours at da fair!!!!! er...er...er...is that what you humanoids call a date!!!!!!!

Does this look like da Queen of da Wackos!!!!!!!!!! Should I show her my um...collections...and scare her away!!!!!!

 

Ninno, when it happens just ask Shawn to close the thread and we all know why

 

By the way, good luck and go for it bro

 

Go for it.. The strange, not the toe nail collection. Good luck!

 

As a joke, while she was here, she mentioned to me da idea of telling dis other guy that she um...de-virginized me...to drive da guy INSANE!!!! She actually used da three letter ess word multiple times!!! I act like it's true, and then after awhile, after he's gone insane for a while, we tell him it was all a joke!!!!!

 

Come on Nino, just get it over with, it's not funny anymore. The only fear I have is that once you do it you'll need to be a member here: http://www.sa.org

 

That girl from the looks of it is barely a B cup

I say go for it, it looks like she has the hots for you, so try to steal her away from her man

 

Tuesday we went to da fair, four hour long date. Then today we went to da fair again...a five hour long date!!!!!!!! Then tomorrow she's taking me to da fair again!!!!!!!

My total date costs so far...about $500!!! er, how much do you guys normally spend on a date!!!!

And no, I havn't mentioned my um..bodly collections!!!!! First time being asked on dates in...about 15 years....maybe I shouldn't mess it up!!!!!!

Oh, and yes, I'm still a virgin!!!!!!! But some people might have a heart attack when they see da next picture of me that I post.... I just need to get it scanned!

Only you can request changes to da thread!!!

 

lol good luck with it mate, the experience may just change your whole perspective of things

 

500 is quite a lot man, but who cares. If she's right for you, then don't worry about it.

The thread stays up til your ass gets some. btw they call me the human lie detector.

If you make shit up, it won't fly.

have fun

(And for fucks sake, wear something grown ups put on. Pokemon shirts are for kids and if you wanna stay one forever, then yeah.)

 

er, mature wise, I AM a kid!!!!! When I turned 30, I asked my mommy how old I was mature wize...and she said 3!!!!!! On yesterday and todays dates I'm waring da Ken Jennings shirt.

Trust me, when I post da picture, you'll all know this dating stuff isn't made up!!!! She has it right now, then I'll scan it.

 

So that means its your pic with her... Lets hope you look like a "humanoid"

 

I just posted a new thread on Nintendo pick up lines, so you'll know what to say at da fair!

 

Umm kay., So what you waiting for? I wanna see ...

bless your heart. If his first born is a boy, call him after me, if a girl, you should be honored. At least in the middle name ...

 

No, Nino. You are not supposed to wear the same shirt 2 days in a row. You need to find a clean one to wear for the second date.