Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Maybe she was his cousin.

 

Like that makes a difference? This is Oregon we are talking about right?
Nothing spells lovin like marrying your cousin!

Queen VictoriaOnly three years after taking the throne, Victoria took her first vow and married her cousin Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha
Charles DarwinMarried his first cousin, Emma Wedgwood
Albert EinsteinEinstein's wife was born Elsa Einstein and was Elsa Loewenthal at the time of their marriage (the second for both of them). They were double cousins - first on his mother's side and second on his father's
Jerry Lee LewisMarried his second cousin Myra Gale Brown (1953-) in 1957. He was 22 or 23 and she was 13 or 14, depending on which account you believe, and it was his third marriage
Franklin D. RooseveltFDR, the longest serving US president in history married his cousin (not a first cousin, however they shared the same last name)
Sir John A. MacDonaldMarried his first cousin, Isabella Clark (1811 - 1857)
Jessie JamesMaried his first cousin, Zerelda Mims after a nine-year courtship
Christopher RobinKnown to all the world as Christopher Robin for the character in his father's writings, married his first cousin Lesley de Selincourt in 1949
Rudy GiulianiMarried his second cousin Regina Peruggi in 1968. When they separated after 14 years, he used this fact to obtain an annullment from the Roman Catholic church (they did not have a dispensation to marry)
Edgar Allen PoeMarried his cousin Virginia Clemm (1822-1847)
Mary and JosephPlease see our Religion Page for more information
Pedo MuhammadMarried cousin Zaynab bint Jahsh
Aemilia LanyerMarried a musician cousin, Alfonso Lanyer (in October, 1592)
Jean Sebastien BachMarried his cousin Maria Barbara Bach in 1707. She died 1720. They had seven children including Wilhelm Friedemann and Carl Philipp Emmanuel
H.G. WellsMarried his first cousin, Isabel Mary Wells
Werner von BraunMarried his first cousin Maria von Quirstorp. He was 35, she was 18

 

I think Shawn's earpiece idea makes a lot of sense now.

I bet she gave you a million hints and you didn't catch a single one.

 

So it looks like many famous people marry their cousins? Well, i know i wont (maybe)

 

My mommies 4th husband was my cousin! His mommy is my cousins first removed...er something like dat!

er...no, I've never dated any one that was related to me!! For some odd INSANE reason, this chick only wanted me, during her 2nd-4th years in high school, and I don't know how to say NO to a chick!!!!

Then after she graduated, another chick was able to have me for a year!

During my freshman year, at my very first dance, I had like three chicks hanging all over me!!!!!!! One graduated that year, another chick had me for three years, and da other chick finally had me during my last year in high school!!

Oh, BDW, I'm still a virgin!!!!

 

I'm guessing ♬ cousin of da Wackos ♬ runs in the family I suppose~



ROOFIS

 

♬ da genealogy of da wackos♬ maybe?






ROOFIS "Oh, BDW, I'm still a virgin!!!!"

 

Nice choice on my daddy!!!! Where's my $100m allowance!!

 

So are you your own grandpa?

 

You gonna donate some to dp?

Always remember to share ur inherited

 

Remember if you get married then divorce, the wife gets half your stuff and probably half of all your sites to!!!

 

And half of his online pic collection

 

Yeah true lol.

 

So one chick that graduated was ONE year?
Then one chick for THREE years?
Then the last one for ONE more year?
Then you graduated?

5 years in High School?
And still a virgin?

 

That chick never even actually had me for a year! Never even asked me to a dance!!! No one asked any one out to that first dance, hince da chicks were um...like fighting over me!!!!!!! He's mine!! No, he's mine!! No, I want that wacko!!!!

No chick would even know how to make a penny from them. All I would have to do is make a few new domains and with in a day or two I would be back to making cash.

 

date? girl? multiple times?

What year is this? b/c if you are this close to getting your noodle wet, then that 2012 thread is bogus!! Sign of the end times indeed.

Hey, nice pimp cane in your wedding cert photo! You need to find you one of those for real!!


I propose the following for the date recon team:

10 comm channels, 7 vid surveillance units, 1 EMS truck, and 2 snipers b/c you just never know.

 

Someone's been playing too much Mafia Wars.

 

I dunno. By the time Ninno has another date, Google Earth should be advanced enough to where we can watch it live from DP. "Google Sound" should be out by then.

All he will need is an earpiece and have all of us give him words to repeat (Note to self: Don't have too much to drink before or you may mess up his chances of hitting it)

 

laid to rest?

 

MW with a pinche of 24, but Shawn still gets credit for the idea.

Google Sound Mexican restaurant parking lots will be hotspots for sure

He'd better start saving for next years fair that's all I know!