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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    151 vote(s)
    28.4%

  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    170 vote(s)
    32.0%

  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    58 vote(s)
    10.9%

  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    153 vote(s)
    28.8%
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    pornorexia Peon

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    No i do'nt think so
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1602
    She droped a bombshell on me today!! 'I might be pregnent!!' :eek: :eek: :eek:

    No i do'nt think so!
     
    Nintendo, Aug 20, 2009 IP
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #1603
    Don't worry, Nin. If you haven't had sex with her, then you are not the daddy. ;)
     
    buffalo, Aug 20, 2009 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1604
    LOL!! Yah, I know. (Yes, I'm still a virgin!!! :D) Da reason I'm still a virgin is cause I'm one of those rare humanoids that believe in being a virgin until marriage!!! Will Nintendo ever get laid? After he says 'I do!' to a chick!!!!

    LOL!! This thread has been going on for over four years!!! It was made only about two months after I became active, and I had less than 200 posts when dis thread started!!!! This must be da oldest thread still active!!!! :eek:
     
    Nintendo, Aug 20, 2009 IP
  5. Cal813

    Cal813 Active Member

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    #1605
    When you saying "I do" then? anytime soon? :p
     
    Cal813, Aug 20, 2009 IP
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    kidsko Well-Known Member

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    #1606
    so whats the verdict?
     
    kidsko, Aug 20, 2009 IP
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    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1607

    lol...4 years...that should be enough to push you to get married...then finally laid...

    back to the bye hun crap, if the girl starts calling you nick names like nin or nin nin (yes that's gay for guys to say it but girls like to use double words) and say bye follow by your nick name your all set. But since you said she asked you out again i guess you are there already

    i want to see this thread closed with a happy ending before end of this year kthxbye
     
    Project Mobius, Aug 21, 2009 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1608
    IMMEDIATELY after you say it? :eek:
    My advice, wait until at least after they throw the rice at you...you don't want any of that stuck in your NIN crack.
     
    timsdd, Aug 21, 2009 IP
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1609
    Alright ninno, let's get an update. Did you get a piece yet?
     
    scylla, Sep 3, 2009 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1610
    She has a dog and today she was trying to call it and he wouldn't come. I called him...and he came. She then said 'I don't love you any more.' :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Sep 3, 2009 IP
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    wamm9512 Active Member

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    #1611
    I like the fact that you don't let this thread before you. :) It'll happen soon or later dude. I wouldn't rush it
     
    wamm9512, Sep 3, 2009 IP
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    Sir Rusty Guest

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    #1612
    Hey never know. He might or he might not :p
     
    Sir Rusty, Sep 3, 2009 IP
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    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1613
    i thought that dog was you :rolleyes: my bad
     
    Project Mobius, Sep 4, 2009 IP
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    domainer_10 Peon

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    #1614
    I don't think you should be paying all that money for dates. Especially since you are looking for someone to marry and aren't looking to get laid right now. You should let her pay her fair share and then see how it goes. Obviously if she isn't willing to do that, she isn't worth your time in the first place.
     
    domainer_10, Sep 4, 2009 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1615
    Yesterday she huged me!! :eek:

    er, how far away is da 'sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.' :D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Sep 5, 2009 IP
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    ROOFIS Well-Known Member

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    #1616
    then it'll be a wedding preacher ninno ;) then maybe
    who knows cute little baby wacko's :eek: good luck!~:D



    ROOFIS:rolleyes:
     
    ROOFIS, Sep 5, 2009 IP
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    domainer_10 Peon

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    #1617
    How long have you known her?
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1618
    Almost two years. I first met her when she worked in a grocery store. And I actually drove her INSANE there!!! She was like ready to kill me!!!!! :D She was da last chick I would of *ever* guessed would ask me out on dates...hug me...call me hun... :D

    She knows I'm wacko, yet there's people that are way more normal than me that she thinks...is way more wacko than me!!!!! :mad: :D

    er, can I change my poll vote to...

    Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.
     
    Nintendo, Sep 7, 2009 IP
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    I apologise Nintendo, I really truly wanted to click the first option, but something deep inside me was drawn with the most mighty of gravitational pulls, towards the beastiality option. But good luck with her, Susie the Yorkshire Terrier will make a beautiful wife ;)
     
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    domainer_10 Peon

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    So she asked you out at the grocery store? How did she bring it up?
     
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