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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    151 vote(s)
    28.4%

  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    170 vote(s)
    32.0%

  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    58 vote(s)
    10.9%

  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    153 vote(s)
    28.8%
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  1. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    She doesn't work at da grocery store now. Da fair was here and I mentioned I hadn't been to da fair in 16 years and...I got asked out..and ended up geting asked to da fair three times, and then da fair once when it moved up north!! :eek: :D

    She then asked me if I wanted to go up north to Washington to da fair...er...too far!!!! Six hours driving, each way...would probably mean a night in a hotel!!!!!!! er...can't say yes to that!!!! :D

    Heck, once she mentioned that some time we should take a road trip 800 miles down south to Los Angeles! Think Disneyland!!! :eek:

    er, yeah, if I ever do 'Kiss da bride,' and she's da one, da honeymoon choice will probably be three days down at Los Angeles area theme parks, like a day at Disneyland, then Knott's Berry Farm, and then Six Flags Magic Mountain!!!
     
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    Leester Peon

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    #1622
    Lol, bestiality ftw.
     
    Leester, Sep 7, 2009 IP
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    Cal813 Active Member

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    #1623
    LOL!!!!!! tons of people went for that :p
     
    Cal813, Sep 7, 2009 IP
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    ROOFIS Well-Known Member

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    #1624
    It sounds like she dig's you man, So are you still in contact with her
    and are you planing another date with her or something? :D










    ROOFIS:cool:
     
    ROOFIS, Sep 8, 2009 IP
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #1625
    Have you kissed her yet, Nino? ;)
     
    buffalo, Sep 8, 2009 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1626
    Ack!!! Wackos don't kiss!!! :D

    er...er...er...havn't found a good enough tree yet to climb to do da 'sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes da...' :D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Sep 9, 2009 IP
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    alistair80 Well-Known Member

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    #1627
    And eat it too...so no, he wont get laid! Unless of course he wants to lay on his tummy heh
     
    alistair80, Sep 9, 2009 IP
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    Cal813 Active Member

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    #1628
    I thought nintendo was into guys?
     
    Cal813, Sep 9, 2009 IP
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    campolar Peon

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    #1629
    Wait, what? :eek:

    Where did you hear that?

    I think he just becomes what has the most votes here...
     
    campolar, Sep 11, 2009 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1630
    That is hilarious! :D:D
    Did she pout when she said it?


    you drove her insane? hard to imagine :D

    your policy on kissing is a good one. kissing can lead to other things, like heavy petting! :eek:
     
    timsdd, Sep 11, 2009 IP
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    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1631
    kissing makes babies, beware
     
    Project Mobius, Sep 11, 2009 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1632
    I drove her insane a LOT when she worked at da grocery store!!!! She was like ready to knock my lights out!!!!! :D:D

    That's exactly what she was doing!!! :D:D
     
    Nintendo, Sep 12, 2009 IP
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    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #1633
    We are tired of waiting. Give me her phone number so I can make it happen for you.
     
    digitalpoint, Sep 12, 2009 IP
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    Cal813 Active Member

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    #1634
    ohhhh Shawn is gonna steal her away :p Watch Shawn pull out his moves! ;)
     
    Cal813, Sep 13, 2009 IP
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    eLeSlash Active Member

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    #1635
    uhm be carefull :(
     
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    Cal813 Active Member

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    #1636
    why? did your girl get stolen by Shawn too? :p
     
    Cal813, Sep 14, 2009 IP
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    vibinhari Notable Member

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    #1637
    reduce your high standards... make do with a bush...
     
    vibinhari, Sep 14, 2009 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1638
    Bah!!! You guys havn't been waiting that long!! It's not like this thread was made...over four years ago!!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Sep 14, 2009 IP
  19. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1639
    true, but life is short and we don't want your gravestone to say

    "here lies ninno, he never scored"
     
    Blogmaster, Sep 14, 2009 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1640
    Bah!! Instead it'll say...'Here lies Wacko, da oldest virgin to ever walk da planet. Died at da age of 97...as a virgin.' :D:D

    er....if I merry a chick that wants to be a virgin all her life... :D:D
     
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