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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    151 vote(s)
    28.4%

  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    170 vote(s)
    32.0%

  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    58 vote(s)
    10.9%

  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    153 vote(s)
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  1. vibinhari

    vibinhari Notable Member

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    #1681
    Sweet.. any plans of moving in? ;)
     
    vibinhari, Oct 24, 2009 IP
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    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1682
    can you post some hot steamy sex videos of you and da girl now please?
     
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1683
    Alright nin, get those videos ready.

     
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  4. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1684
    She FINALLY said it to me!!!!!!!!!!!

    [size=+10]I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!![/SIZE] :eek:

    Of course me being wacko was what made her say it, so it wasn't in a romance, kiss me baby tone. :D I was trying to put on toe socks...er, ones that were too small for me!!!

    A week ago she said to me...

    [size=+10]LOVE ME NOW!!!!!!!![/size] :eek: :eek:

    and I wasn't even being wacko then!!!! So yes, there's still hope that I'll get married too early to break da virginity world record!!!!
     
    Nintendo, Nov 3, 2009 IP
  5. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #1685
    When she says, "I love you.", just say "Prove it."
     
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  6. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1686
    Something tells me that that would be to try to get a kiss out of her!!! :D:D

    Oh, and no, she still doesn't know about my um...dead body parts collections!!! :D:D
     
    Nintendo, Nov 3, 2009 IP
  7. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #1687
    Just have sex with her and get it over with... Why are you drawing this out for years? lol

    Give me her phone number and I'll help speed this up for you.
     
    digitalpoint, Nov 3, 2009 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1688
    That's good. The fewer guys that sleep in it the better your odds!

    whoa! co-signing a house and car??? That's huge is it not? That's like being practically married right there! Close escrow and do the deed :-p
    Good answer. Rule #1 - the woman is always right.
    LOVE??? and who wears toe socks??? that's wacko in and of itself!
     
    timsdd, Nov 3, 2009 IP
  9. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1689
    When we were at da store, she saw them and suggested I get them!!!! Did I find da Queen of da Wackos!!!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Nov 3, 2009 IP
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    Love* Well-Known Member

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    #1690
    Ugh, the infamous "Prove it" line.. That could work --- for highschool girls. See those pregnant teenage girls... That's the line that did them in. :p How about just a simple, quick, non-complicated "I love you too?" ;):p

    Like... ew.
     
    Love*, Nov 4, 2009 IP
  11. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1691
    can you like give this wacko a deadline to do this please? ban him if he misses the deadline, this is dragging for too long and i'm losing my patience
     
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  12. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1692
    er, it's not like dis thread has been going on for four and a half years!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Nov 4, 2009 IP
  13. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1693
    Maybe its time to close it? :confused:
     
    Mia, Nov 4, 2009 IP
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #1694
    Hey, wait! I wear toe socks! :eek::eek:
     
    buffalo, Nov 4, 2009 IP
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    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #1695
    Maybe you should sex Nintendo then?
     
    digitalpoint, Nov 4, 2009 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    Blah!!! She knows about my um...collections, so she wouldn't be caught dead being with in 100 miles of me!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Nov 4, 2009 IP
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    Love* Well-Known Member

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    #1697
    HEHEHEH.. Ummmmmm I have a feeling this girl is just as desperate? :p I mean, for her to stick around this long despite every single thing there is to put into consideration.. Makes you think don't it LOL :p Nothing wrong with that though, in fact, it's to your advantage! :)
     
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    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    #1698
    Wow, this thread is STILL alive? :eek:
     
    Colleen, Nov 5, 2009 IP
  19. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1699
    So long as he remains a virgin, so too does the thread remain open. Ninno, do us a favor and put this thread to bed, literally!!!
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1700
    Remember, I'm da King of da Wackos!! I'm da LAST person that a chick would fall in love with at first sight!! I hear it can take years for some people to fall in love!!! Me being a major wacko, I'm probably one of them that'll need to know a chick for years before she... :D

    Hey, I hear you're single!!!! [size=+10]Will you merry me!!!!!!!!!!![/size] :D

    After all, you do remember this...

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    right!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG]

    er...er...a chick is required!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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