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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    28.4%
  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    32.0%
  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    10.9%
  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    28.8%
  1. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1721
    This thread is a masterpiece. What did I miss?

    ahh yeah, i remember....still catching up to gt to the goods

    yeah, and since you done such a great job, we can now get an idea how someone can turn 30 without yet hitting it ;)
     
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    Helvetii Notable Member

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    #1722
    I think Nintendo's lying just to keep this thread running. :mad:
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1723
    Now now, why would I do a thing like that!!!!!!!!! [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    #1724
    I think the thread will run as long as he is pure. The older the virgin, the more powerful the thread. Just like wine .... (or somthing)
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1725
    What da wacko!!!!!!!!!!!! Did some one just freaking say...I'm PURE!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: Do I need to re-post all those head transplants and my um...collections!!! [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

    Of course da chick doesn't know about all that stuff!!!!!
     
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    #1726
    And for the sake of both of you, I hope she never will!
     
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    #1727
    Who know you may have fathered a dozen children by now.:rolleyes:
     
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    #1728
    sea monkeys do not count! :p
    like wine & cheese! well some cheese :eek:
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1729


    er, these wouldn't be my kids now would they...

    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]

    Of course not!!!! [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    #1730
    Oh boy!!!! Sorry guys, unless I'm just in nightmare land right now and it's not 11/11/09, it looks like I have to start hunting for another chick if I'm due to not break da virginity record of 105!!!! :eek: I just went to her Facebook page and found this......

    :eek:

    She just met him like a week or two ago, went on a date last week to Applebee's...and they got kicked out of da restaurant...and now they are getting married!!!!!!!! :eek:
     
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    #1731
    Now you can show her your "collections"
     
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    #1732
    take Shawn's offer, PM him her phone number and have him save the day!

    (What's her email she uses on FB?)
     
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    #1733
    Bad luck if it were true, however I'd be more inclined to believe it if you gave us a link to her facebook profie!:D:D

     
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    Serpico Peon

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    #1734
    Go to thailand. To a full moon party. There's loads of people there.
     
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    #1735
    LOL!!! You guys just wanna contact her and try to get her to fall in love with me!!!!!! :eek:

    If she ever found out I've been talking about her and posting updates over da last few months on da internet...!!! :eek:

    We never even kissed!!! Just hugged once...she had her car and house put in my name...had me take care of her pet...!!! :eek:


    Oh yah...hi guys, I'm still a virgin!!!! [​IMG]

    On her Myspace page today...

    So it looks like I'm not da only person in shock and probably with some people REALLY not liking it!!!!!!!! One guy that she used to live with that I know and had her on his MySpace account...just took her off his account!! His post on Facebook today...

    I wounder why!!!
     
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    Love* Well-Known Member

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    #1736
    LOL, reading Nintendo's posts is seriously like watching a movie.. :p The detail, the animation, & you know the rest.. :p

    Anyway, on topic - WOW @ her house & car under your name!!! :eek: You did goood..
     
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    #1737
    Let me finish that...


    ...until she got married!!! :eek:

    Oh, wackos love drama!!!! :D:D
     
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    #1738
    She got married? WTF? To whom??? :eek: So we all waited here for nothing? :p
     
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    #1739
    er...you missed this post...posted that just two days ago!!!!! :eek:
     
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    #1740
    Woahh, that sucks.. So does that mean her house & car are now under her name? :confused:
     
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