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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    28.4%
  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    32.0%
  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    10.9%
  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    28.8%
  1. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    :eek: She hugged me again today!! :eek:

    Oh, um, and she just found out that she has Chronic Degenerative Disc Disease...and if she got pregnant and carried a child, she has a good chance of becoming cripple, and by da age of 35, she could be living in a wheel chair!!!!! :eek:
     
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  2. ColinM94

    ColinM94 Peon

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    #1842
    Nope PLAYSTATION RAPES ALL
     
    ColinM94, Jan 20, 2010 IP
  3. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1843
    I bet Ninno has a better chance of getting laid than the Optigold portion of this forum has of being moderated.. DOH!!!
     
    Mia, Jan 20, 2010 IP
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    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1844
    oh the drama....its like watching a soap
     
    Project Mobius, Jan 20, 2010 IP
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    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1845
    if you are gonna spam at least LOOK where the FRIG you are spamming idiot, this is not the which is the best console thread. NOOB!
     
    Project Mobius, Jan 20, 2010 IP
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1846
    psst, noobie, bots dont read replies posted to them!!:D:D:D:D
     
    scylla, Jan 23, 2010 IP
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    Cal813 Active Member

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    #1847
    thats just sick....... ur losing it nintendo!
     
    Cal813, Jan 25, 2010 IP
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    noob_bashing Active Member

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    #1848
    I know this thread is about some guy named Nintendo getting laid. But I would like to share my story here.
    I got laid this Saturday once again:)
    I'v done this so many times before but for some reason I can't get that whore out of my mind. She was so beautiful. With those large brown eyes and that cute smile she looked such mind blowing. I didn't take her phone number, I don't know why. I know the pimp through whom I contacted her so maybe I will visit her next week again. I think another reason is she was so much cooperative. She didn't give me a BJ she said she's is not into that kind of stuff but she kissed me every spot on my face and on my chest. I felt so good. :) Kept on pressing my tounge wid her lips and bitting on my ears and lips and God it felt so goood.
     
    noob_bashing, Jan 25, 2010 IP
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    APD Shinjo Greenhorn

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    #1849
    That is no way to talk about your mother. Have some respect.
     
    APD Shinjo, Jan 25, 2010 IP
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    Cal813 Active Member

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    #1850
    BURN.......

    hey maybe his mom is hawt alright.. leave him alone :p
     
    Cal813, Jan 25, 2010 IP
  11. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1851
    ooo a MILF? :rolleyes:
     
    Project Mobius, Jan 26, 2010 IP
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1852
    why don't you start learning how to put on connies:D
     
    Blogmaster, Jan 26, 2010 IP
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    edwardfranklin Peon

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    #1853
    WTF? What kind of lousy-ass poll is this...
     
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  14. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1854
    Ah, just about the most popular in DP history!:eek:
     
    Mia, Jan 26, 2010 IP
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1855
    accidental genius?
     
    Blogmaster, Jan 27, 2010 IP
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    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1856
    What kind of lousy-ass reply is this?
    GTFO, we don't need lame ass noobs in here
     
    Project Mobius, Jan 27, 2010 IP
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    TimothyJohn Member

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    #1857
    haha NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up is in the lead!
     
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  18. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1858
    It's a poll asking if Nintendo will ever come to his senses and.... spend some ahem...quality time...with a chick!!! :D:D

    Oh, hi guys, I'm still a virgin!!!! :D:D
     
    Nintendo, Jan 27, 2010 IP
  19. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1859
    Dude, there's and APP for that!
     
    Mia, Jan 27, 2010 IP
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1860
    Hey Mia he's still a virgin, gonna help him out with that?
     
    scylla, Jan 27, 2010 IP