If you had a magic wand and could create the perfect mate,how would she/he be?

the definition of fun is not only .... lol
let me talk to pilot.... i will not let him move the plane back

haha
buddy i don't know what to say except... a smile
it's fun to be on DP

 

@irfan123
If you don't want to have the kind of fun that I want then.........I have studied from the "Kama Sutra" and am a devotee.You don't know what you are missing now that I am flying back to Canada.[o]

 

Has boobs but fake lol, what's the point?

 

@g36
Have you personally squeezed them? If not then how can you say with certainty that they are fake?[o]

 

I would create A Smart women as this are like Big foot ... evry body says they exist andnobody sees them ...

 

@w3bmaster
May I suggest that you don't drink when you post?

 

@ShannonP
You mentioned a "good dad".Yes that is an important prequisite for any woman seeking a good mate if she is family orientated.

 

My ideal man is humble, intelligent, and enjoys the little things in life (preferebly little things like me, I'm 5'3 as well.) I would love to have someone with a sunny outlook on the world, who's willing to laugh at my jokes, even the not funny ones. Looks are low on the priority list, if he makes me laugh, he's a keeper!

 

@webarcher
I'm 100% with you on that.Looks are not important to me either.My last romantic interest was fat and unattractive but a very good human being.And yes a sense of humor is sooooo important![o]

 

That's why No ideal man exists, it would be torture for him...

 

@The Webby
You mean to tell me that if you loved me you wouldn't laugh at my corny jokes? You're a bad bad puttytat....no catnip for you!

 

There is something you need to know about men..
Men can fake love, they can't fake laugh.. When they fake laugh, it looks, sounds and feels lame! Nobody wants a lame mate.

 

@The Webby
A little uptight are we? Having a bad day huh? Do yourself a favor,don't f****ng preach to me.

 

Calm down there, hot girl.. I'm not trying to preach you.. I'm just telling you how lame a man looks when he fakes a laugh.. You don't want your ideal man to look lame now, do you?

 

@The Webby
"Calm down"?....."hot girl?" Could you have been anymore condescending and smug? All right Webby,have it your way.You and I will be running into each other here.Should be entertaining at the very least huh?

 

May be I should have used these:

But anyway, seems like we are going to a completely wrong way.. I'm outta here..

PS: Loosen up, not everyone is trying to initiate a fight with you.. sometimes you gotta interpret things in little bit lighter way..

 

@The Webby
No,let's not....your smiley faces have won the day.We are friends and friends can get on each others nerves on occasion and still be friends right? We are cool.........
P.S. I could respond to the "loosen up" comment with a barb but I'm letting it go because I'm such a sweetie.[o]

 

What I meant was this:

Hope it clears things....

 

@The Webby
O.k. you've had a few drinks so I'm not continuing this.It's fairly evident that you are no longer sober.

 

Nope, I'm sober as a saint..
But I'm not getting my point across.. I didn't mean any harm.. Whatever I said was in the lines of a joke..

Probably I didn't make a good point, or may be I'm out of my touch..
Sorry if you found it offensive somehow.. It's just one of those days for me, when no matter how hard you try, you can't get things right..

Take whatever I said in a bit lighter tone.. Think when I'm saying those things, I'm making a joke..

I know I could have done without the "loosen up" comment, and probably I should have.. But when you said "don't freaking preach me", it just hit me like a slap..