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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ayushi infotech, Jul 15, 2011.

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  1. #1
    hi friend it's joke

    Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

    If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital.

    However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

    The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

    The first patient dives head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

    Then the second patient jumps into the pool and breaks both legs.

    The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

    "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

    To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"


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    please put your funny jokes
     
    ayushi infotech, Jul 15, 2011 IP
  2. readezarchive

    readezarchive Active Member

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    Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them? He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide."
     
    readezarchive, Jul 15, 2011 IP
  3. ayushi infotech

    ayushi infotech Peon

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    lolz..... really nice joke .....i cant control my laugh ,,,,really i am saying plz believe me.....heeee !!!!
     
    ayushi infotech, Jul 15, 2011 IP
  4. garathnormanmtts

    garathnormanmtts Peon

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    Yeah.Nice one friend.I liked it a lot and i am still laughing.Ahhhhh!!!My stomach is paining !
     
    garathnormanmtts, Jul 15, 2011 IP
  5. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #5
    what so funny about that? where's the joke?
     
    Project Mobius, Jul 15, 2011 IP
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    fokerss Active Member

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    lol , i m lost :D
     
    fokerss, Jul 15, 2011 IP
  7. The Webby

    The Webby Peon

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    #7
    You are the joke...
     
    The Webby, Jul 16, 2011 IP
  8. scoopdacy

    scoopdacy Peon

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    A mother went to wake her son for church one Sunday morning. When she knocked on his door, he said, "I'm not going!"

    "Why not?" asked his mother.

    "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me. Two, I don't like them."

    His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why YOU WILL go to church. One, you're 47 years old. Two, you're the pastor!"
     
    scoopdacy, Jul 17, 2011 IP
  9. moffey

    moffey Active Member

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    lol.....Ahahahah. thats is kickass reason on Sunday moring!! :D
     
    moffey, Jul 17, 2011 IP
  10. meggyrocks

    meggyrocks Greenhorn

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    #10
    Well Done !! refreshing..
     
    meggyrocks, Jul 17, 2011 IP
  11. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #11
    really? that's a good one
     
    Project Mobius, Jul 17, 2011 IP
  12. dyanaangel

    dyanaangel Active Member

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    #12
    Nice joke :)
     
    dyanaangel, Jul 18, 2011 IP
  13. jmlwebdesign01

    jmlwebdesign01 Guest

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    #13
    I like funny Joke & stories.
     
    jmlwebdesign01, Jul 18, 2011 IP
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    sakhi2916 Member

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    #14
    Nice joke and i like funny stories...................
     
    sakhi2916, Jul 22, 2011 IP
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    ha ha ha . Nice Joke. Thanks for share with us. I will try
     
    rubeljoy, Jul 23, 2011 IP
  16. alodia

    alodia Peon

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    Thanks for the story but im not buying it...
     
    alodia, Jul 24, 2011 IP
  17. ayushi infotech

    ayushi infotech Peon

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    thanks friends....
     
    ayushi infotech, Jul 24, 2011 IP
  18. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    ha ha ha, so funny omg wtf bbq
     
    Project Mobius, Jul 25, 2011 IP
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    michaelreyes Well-Known Member

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    #19
    Pretty good joke. I sure am glad I am not a pastor!
     
    michaelreyes, Jul 25, 2011 IP
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    hahahaha.. seriously funny. thanks for sharing
     
    missgeorge, Jul 25, 2011 IP
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