Nine Words women use and their actual meaning

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Nine Words women use and their actual meaning

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement , meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.

 

Thanks for the thread,it is very funny and I got a good laugh out of it.It's all true though ha*ha!

 

Really nice sharing, especially for the boys who were really need to understand these.

 

Thanks for posting your research work on words women use to say. Its a nice lesson for us (boys).

 

LOL. I laughed out loud when i read this thread. Its true though most of the time i use ''fine'', its just to end an argument and in my mind telling the person to shut the hell up.

 

So true! haha! nice post!

 

That's the most true statement ever

Laughed out loudly. Thumbs up for this post!

 

Is it just me or isn't this like the 3:rd time someone posts this here on DP?

 

wow, i really like your thought about your women arguments

 

Niche sharing man! I like your thread about these women says LOL

 

Its really true women always used these nine words....I like you massage...

 

Guys, the post was supposed to be a joke, don't take it seriously.

@Wulkanen, Nope, I couldn't find similar thread. Google it yourself.

 

I know, I did but I'm still sure that I have seen it here before.
Maybe it just got de-indexed because it already exists on so many websites out there.

 

This is super amusing and yet so true in many cases. My favorite is number 8. I have my fair share of those as well as all of the rest. If only we'd had a guide before this. HaHa

 

nice topic , thanks for the post

 

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I hate to admit it.. but this is pretty true. I try to be the furthest thing from a female stereotype, but thinking back, i have used all these terms (with these meanings) at least once in my past relationships.

 

Great post. I could hear me saying some of them when reading through! Ha, we're a funny lot!

 

Cooll . i think you have been researched for this "Nine Words women use and their actual meaning".
Or you just , share your own experience ..
But i like it pretty much .
yeah women usually like that ..
hahaha
lol ..

 

haha funny. Need to show it to my girl