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Stop being late to work

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by wishmaster_dxb, Jan 29, 2012.

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    [FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

    "Boss", he said, " The pill actually worked!"

    "That's all fine" said the boss, " But where were you yesterday?"[/FONT]
     
    wishmaster_dxb, Jan 29, 2012 IP
  2. X P S

    X P S Well-Known Member

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    Isn't Tom a cat?
     
    X P S, Feb 5, 2012 IP
  3. sultanofseo

    sultanofseo Notable Member

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    then the boss must be Jerry
     
    sultanofseo, Feb 7, 2012 IP
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    neo127 Active Member

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    I think the Doc must be Jerry actually ;)
     
    neo127, Feb 8, 2012 IP
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    sphex777 Peon

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    hahahh! good one.
     
    sphex777, Feb 15, 2012 IP
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    mmm555 Member

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    Being late for work consistently is a sure way to lose a job it seems.
     
    mmm555, Feb 19, 2012 IP
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    FlipRivals Peon

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    I am always late. It's because I get on the internet before I go to work...
     
    FlipRivals, Feb 23, 2012 IP