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DO you have any girl firend ..

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ajitfrompuri, Feb 26, 2013.

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  1. malky66

    malky66 Acclaimed Member

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    #21
    Allow me....
    Translation: I don't really like girls but my family don't like homosexuals so i pretend i have 2 girlfriends.
     
    malky66, Feb 28, 2013 IP
  2. Mike.Zack03

    Mike.Zack03 Banned

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    #22
    that not your girlfriends i think that are your time pass.
     
    Mike.Zack03, Feb 28, 2013 IP
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    Spoiltdiva Acclaimed Member

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    #23
    Yes you do and one is an inflatable doll, and the other is your neighbor's goat.
    If you ever get a human girlfriend then be sure to tell us the good news.
     
    Spoiltdiva, Feb 28, 2013 IP
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    FreeFun4Every1 Prominent Member

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    #24
    @Spoiltdiva, malky66, kulik & Colleen.. amazing chat of you people I can't stop laughing :rolleyes:
    Unofficial Digital Point Translator works 95% correctly for Indian users..lolz

    I got married on February 14th this year at the age of 24. Many of my colleagues are telling me I don't seem like the type of guy to settle down. In a recent circumstance another new fresher colleague(who had just joined job and working with him) of mine asked if I had a girlfriend, and I replied "NO" (bcoz he don't have any in past) so He was asking that he had given right response to his new colleague? or he should give answer in "Yes" which is lie

    +1 for kulik as Translator Job ;) Hope you don't need to translate this one...lolz
     
    FreeFun4Every1, Feb 28, 2013 IP
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    #25
    LOL! I laughed more than I want to admit. :D
     
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    Senobia Notable Member

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    #26

    Read: I have two girlfriends. One is my left hand. The other is my right.

    Do I get to fill in when the official translator is out of town?
     
    Senobia, Feb 28, 2013 IP
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    #27
    LOL... Don't make me get a hearth attack of laughter. :D
     
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    xXxpert Well-Known Member

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    #28
    Hahah i never counted how many GF's i have :p :D
     
    xXxpert, Feb 28, 2013 IP
  9. malky66

    malky66 Acclaimed Member

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    #29
    can you have a go at post #22 for us please.....i'm completely stuck
     
    malky66, Feb 28, 2013 IP
  10. Spoiltdiva

    Spoiltdiva Acclaimed Member

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    @malky66, I'll give it a go, I *think* he was saying this:
    "I'm as drunk as a sailor on shore leave, and I don't know what I'm writing".
     
    Spoiltdiva, Feb 28, 2013 IP
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    Mike.Zack03 Banned

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    #31
    Don't mind dude just kidding and please see my post i say *i think* i am not sure about your girlfriends.....i don't know that's are your real life partner or Only time pass.....okay???

     
    Mike.Zack03, Feb 28, 2013 IP
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    dotcompals Prominent Member

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    #32
    Your answer should be yes, you have a GF, she is now your wife ! .
     
    dotcompals, Feb 28, 2013 IP
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    malky66 Acclaimed Member

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    Nope sorry...still don't get it....It's this bit i'm stuck on

    I tried pasting it into google translate......and it exploded in a ball of flame..
    Good effort i think...
     
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    Mike.Zack03 Banned

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    #34
    okay dude but i am just kidding you because we all are friends.please say "Hello" to your girlfriends from my side......Take Care :)

     
    Mike.Zack03, Feb 28, 2013 IP
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    #35
    You should say ( Yes ). cause of that wife is you main girl friend ans she is your best girl friend.
     
    noyon, Mar 1, 2013 IP
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    #36
    It's my turn now..in my way :cool:
    meme.jpg
     
    FreeFun4Every1, Mar 1, 2013 IP
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    #37
    wow, nice shearing. All the best .
     
    noyon, Mar 2, 2013 IP
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    #38
    I'll do the counting for you....the answer is *zero* why?..... Because all the girlfriends in your imagination don't count.
    You see fantasy isn't real, and all your girlfriends really don't exist.
     
    Spoiltdiva, Mar 5, 2013 IP
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    #39
    So , what ?
     
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  20. Spoiltdiva

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    Save your breath for your inflatable date.
     
    Spoiltdiva, Mar 6, 2013 IP
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