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Joke of the Day !!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by dipal76, Sep 28, 2013.

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    Wife: Look at that Drunker !!
    Husband: Who is he?
    Wife: 10 years back he proposed me and I rejected.
    Husband: Oh......... he is still celebrating............
     
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  2. Gihan

    Gihan Member

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    Improve your English... go to this class
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    Last edited: Sep 30, 2013
    Gihan, Sep 30, 2013 IP
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    malky66 Acclaimed Member

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    Improve his English??....he needs to improve his jokes.....
     
    malky66, Sep 30, 2013 IP
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    Gihan Member

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    Didnt u smile @ that?? ;)
     
    Gihan, Sep 30, 2013 IP
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    ryan_uk Illustrious Member

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    Surely it can't be for real...? :confused:
     
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    lista adiya Greenhorn

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    i assume this will be hilarious
    but
    you can saw it for yourself
     
    lista adiya, Oct 4, 2013 IP
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    Doctor: How's your headache?
    Patient: She is fine.
     
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    A cafe
    Splash
    :oops: sad
     
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    WebDeveloperSahil Active Member

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    Joke of the day :)


    Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
    hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
     
    WebDeveloperSahil, Oct 6, 2013 IP
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    BlvdJeremy Greenhorn Affiliate Manager

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    rameez1 Banned

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    Joke of the Day !!

    Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

    A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

     
    rameez1, Oct 7, 2013 IP
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    Morales Member

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    lol, that's a good one :)
     
    Morales, Oct 8, 2013 IP
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    #13
    Just saw this one on another website.... :D
    A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.

    "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

    The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

    "Cause," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
     
    crazy4warez, Oct 12, 2013 IP
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    Kanonig Well-Known Member

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    Joke 1

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

    Joke 2

    Why did the elf go to school?
    To learn his ELFabet.

    Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
    Because he wasn't peeling well!

    Where do fish keep their money?
    In the riverbank.

    Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
    Because he saw the salad dressing.
     
    Kanonig, Oct 12, 2013 IP
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    claudiussatham Active Member

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    nice joke... hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaaa....
     
    claudiussatham, Oct 17, 2013 IP