Buying Looking for short and uniquie content writer

Hi,
I am looking for content writer to write 25-30 words for every category live on our website. Our website is about classifieds similar to quikr.com or olx.in
There are 60 categories (aprox) and increasing. So total words for now will be 1800 (aprox).

You must be very good to write unique content, copying of content will be wastage of your time as I will not pay for that.

Please PM with your quote and few inks of your writing/content.

thanks,

 

I'm 4'6 with three eyes.

Short and unique.

 

I'm sure with those three eyes you can spot anything that we with only two eyes would miss. You would be the mother of all proofreaders.

 

Hi, will these be listings that we will make up in our head, or do you have products that you need descriptions written for? Are you just trying to get something listed in each category so there won't be a blank page? Will these just be samples of listings or fakes or real stuff for sale? Or maybe you just want category descriptions?

 

You have not stated clearly what kind of writing we are up for. more details on the offer. Thanks

 

At first I was interested, but then I gradually became frightened for some reason.

 

Did you get more info about the gig? All I wanted to know is if these are going to be real items listed or just a description of the category. Why are you frightened?

 

No, I wasn't interested in getting more info about the gig. I also wasn't questioning your post or what you wanted to know, which for some reason, you seem to be assuming. I know you're not a bad person because of it or anything, I'm just saying, you might be confused. I mean, it doesn't rule out you being bad, but I'm just not making that claim as of now.

I was gradually frightened because as I progressed down the thread I got to the part with the short unique girl that has three eyes and felt strangely attracted, then intimidated by her, then frightened over the situation in general. I don't appreciate you having to spotlight my awkwardness.

 

In case you had gotten more info, I was just letting you know what parts I was interested in. HAHA. Okay, I forgot about the short three eyed person. I appreciate the explanation.. and you admitting certain things.

 

I am still looking for someone. Two writers JamieH and one more accepted this task on skype but they suddenly disappeared on skype.
I contacted pionogirl too via PM but got a reply that "Please tell me that you didn't seriously believe I have three eyes.", seems she/he is not serious about this task and more interested to making me believe that she/he has three eyes...huh.

thanks,

 

Yes, it appears 'pionogirl' is correct about your level of stupidity/gullibility.

Edited to add: som44om would like me to write for him because he believes I 'have third eye'. Huh...

 

Proofreading gig still available if you want it.(did you get the *3 eyes* emoticons?)