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Ode to DP, a banned forum goers poem.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jumpenjuhosaphat, Jan 10, 2008.

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    There once was a forum that banned me
    Its better known AKA DP
    What the hell why, I said with a sigh,
    tomorrow they're all going to miss me.

    The next few days came and gone,
    Miss me, I guess I was wrong,
    So I signed up again, to talk to my friend
    with the username Idontbelong

    My friend talked of life so grim,
    Said you have f*cked up my friend,
    I said what do you mean, I'm the best that they've seen,
    And then I was banned again.

    I guess theres this thing called IP,
    It tattles and tells on me,
    I went there before, they knew that for sure,
    and permanently, they banned me.
     
    jumpenjuhosaphat, Jan 10, 2008 IP
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  2. snapplekid13

    snapplekid13 Active Member

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    #2
    LMAO! Gave me quite the chuckle :)
     
    snapplekid13, Jan 10, 2008 IP
  3. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #3
    Mods: IP CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: ;)
     
    Crazy_Rob, Jan 10, 2008 IP
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    MeetHere Prominent Member

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    #4
    LOL... I cant stop laughing... :D

    How regretfull are DP bans :p
     
    MeetHere, Jan 10, 2008 IP
  5. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #5
    Are you Grim with a duplicate account?? :eek: Is that what you are trying to tell us?

    LOL That was a cute poem. :D
     
    buffalo, Jan 10, 2008 IP
  6. cdotech

    cdotech Banned

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    #6
    hhaha I like it! Nice!
     
    cdotech, Jan 10, 2008 IP
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    wierdo Well-Known Member

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    #7
    Haha, that had better not be you you're talking about. ;)
     
    wierdo, Jan 10, 2008 IP
  8. jumpenjuhosaphat

    jumpenjuhosaphat Peon

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    #8
    No, it's not me...But over the past few years, I've seen so many members of other forums complaining about their banishment here, and it's always the same thing...I was banned, all I was doing was this, that's not so bad....Right? Then they had the odasity to ban me for creating a second account, the odasity. So here's what I'm gonna do to get even...Yada yada yada...So I wrote that for them.
     
    jumpenjuhosaphat, Jan 10, 2008 IP
  9. lpstong

    lpstong Notable Member

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    #9
    LMAO. My very first thought. Hmmm.....Ban in less than 12 hours. And someone with 214 posts why would you need to write an ode to banned users. Especially from a newbies perspective. How many banned people do you know?
     
    lpstong, Jan 10, 2008 IP
  10. jumpenjuhosaphat

    jumpenjuhosaphat Peon

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    #10
    More than I want to........What makes me a newbie, my post count? Do you realize that I joined only a few months after you, are you a newbie too? Just wonderin' what makes a newbie, I was thinking about writing an Ode to the DP newbie...
     
    jumpenjuhosaphat, Jan 10, 2008 IP
  11. darock

    darock Peon

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    #11
    lol. this was the funniest thing i've read all day.
     
    darock, Jan 10, 2008 IP
  12. lpstong

    lpstong Notable Member

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    #12
    Well than you are a newbie who wrote an ode. No comparison whatsoever than. Kudos for you being poetic.
     
    lpstong, Jan 10, 2008 IP
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    kodut Well-Known Member

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    #13
    so after ode to west wind , ode to autumn here comes ode to banned dper
     
    kodut, Jan 10, 2008 IP
  14. wisdomtool

    wisdomtool Moderator Staff

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    #14
    But he was a member since Jul 2006, weird that he waited till now to complain. Maybe he can post us a "Ode to Leaving DP Again" before the mods found his IP and ban him again?
     
    wisdomtool, Jan 10, 2008 IP
  15. jumpenjuhosaphat

    jumpenjuhosaphat Peon

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    #15
    Yes. Exactly.
     
    jumpenjuhosaphat, Jan 10, 2008 IP
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    godmode Well-Known Member

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    #16
    nice poem indeed. Everyone is a newbie here since DP is a new chapter everyday.
     
    godmode, Jan 10, 2008 IP
  17. wisdomtool

    wisdomtool Moderator Staff

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    I can't write such stuff, sorry, did tried, but my teachers refused to recognized them as poems, so too bad..... maybe you want to try one for all the newbies here?

     
    wisdomtool, Jan 10, 2008 IP
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    lpstong Notable Member

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    #18
    Yup since he isnt grim and there is no user by the name of Idontbelong. Unless I am not searching right. So an ode to himself than of dup accounts. Double kudos, and not an exact complainment either, just kudos for the fact for trying to whine about being banned,
     
    lpstong, Jan 10, 2008 IP
  19. jumpenjuhosaphat

    jumpenjuhosaphat Peon

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    #19
    Okay, here is an ode to the newbie....

    What is it that makes a newbie
    is it cause I don't puff on the doobie?
    If I smoked much more pot, would you like me a lot?
    Or would you just spat a big giant loogie?

    Is it the quantity of my posting?
    Or the company I use for site hosting?
    Could you tell me this dude, I'm in a really bad mood.
    And I'm burning the pig I have roasting.

    You think that you're better than me.
    Well to me that's just simply silly.
    You're so funny looking, and your paying for hooking.
    While I get all my hosting for free.
     
    jumpenjuhosaphat, Jan 10, 2008 IP
  20. godmode

    godmode Well-Known Member

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    #20
    Great poem once again except the last paragraph. I didnt like it.
     
    godmode, Jan 10, 2008 IP
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