Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Boogie Nights, it would be good to know about conversation end

 

Nice site in your signature

 

Hush ..... if you tell women you need to get laid, you won't.

Women have a habit of doing exactly the opposite of what you want them to !

 

But not always at least you can try and if you don't care about result....oh...just try

 

Where women are concerned, you WILL fail, no matter how many times you try, unless you're good at it.

Take poor nintendo for example, he will live out his life like this

On his headstone, it will be written

"HERE LIES A VIRGIN ........... NO, HE IS NOT ASHAMED"

 

Anything you can do at a dating site to even get a response is GOOD. Chicks get bombarded with emails so you need to do something that makes you stand out. Pictures of you doing something outdoors are always good Sports, boating, fishing, and if you have a nice car definitely stand next to it and have your digital picture taken. Or even stand next to a fountain at a park or something interesting at a theme park. Guys (of average looks; yes the really good looking guys will always have an advantage) who do this will get laid much more often than the ones who just snap a pic of themselves in front of their computer with the bathroom door open behind them in their small apartment...

oh yeah, and Nintendo, if you are really a virgin, then you should ADVERTISE that! I have heard of guys doing that (whether its true or not is up for debate) and there are a certain percentage of women who will be all over you trying to "pop your cherry". It like a badge of honor for them or something to brag about.

 

I have a feeling,that a picture of the guy, taken among flowers or with a baby or something cute like a puppy or kitten might be more effective.

 

That's why I don't use them. Locally I have much better success

 

A job and a nice apartment will get you more women than you can handle. The more you have going on the better.

 

That's right! ^^^ No woman wants a bum that lives with his Momma!

 

LOL, that sounds very messed up . Does Ninno still live with his mom

 

This thread kicks ass.

 

With a rating of a 3 star :|

 

I don't understand the question?

 

The question is will this person ever have a gf
http://forums.digitalpoint.com/member.php?u=2089

 

Nintendo = one of most infamous DP User's
Laid = does the wild thing

 

Thread said Nintendo, Meaning the new Wii. Thought someone was saying Nintendo was a virgin, bout to say because, from the looks of my bank account, apparently Nintendo has screwed me enough.

 

didnt you play mario on nintendo? his turle always lay egg as weapon

 

You mean Yoshi?

 

Thought you meant owner of nintendo or something xD

+ why is there a thread aboiut will he get laid? lmao?

I voted beastiality/gay because i was bored