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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    28.4%
  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    32.0%
  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    10.9%
  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    28.8%
  1. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1301
    remember, we have to hire the girls from the other movies to hold Ninno down in case he tries to escape.
     
    Blogmaster, Jul 5, 2008 IP
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    bogart Notable Member

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    #1302
    It's starts with $30 followed with room service bringing the banana mamas :D The next thing you know you it's 3 days later -- you're hung over and married :eek:

    Does ninno get the 5 minute rate?
     
    bogart, Jul 5, 2008 IP
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    Curtis Hunter Well-Known Member

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    #1303
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    bogart Notable Member

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    #1304
    Now you have gone and done it by posting a picture. Who knows what kind of pictures the wacko may photoshop :eek:
     
    bogart, Jul 5, 2008 IP
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    esidyo Peon

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    #1305
    He has got Nine inch nails, Maybe those are just a mix of his nails, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
    esidyo, Jul 6, 2008 IP
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    ExplicitSense Banned

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    #1306
    Nintendo will definitely screw it up!
     
    ExplicitSense, Jul 6, 2008 IP
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    Skribblez Notable Member

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    #1307
    Probably not.
     
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1308
    that's right, he'll pick up a copy of humping for dummies :D
     
    timsdd, Jul 6, 2008 IP
  9. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1309
    and he will write the sequel "How to survive your first time with a 400 pounder"
     
    Blogmaster, Jul 6, 2008 IP
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    #1310
    Lmao I saw a book called "sex for dummies" :p ....

    I think we should start a fund... and get him enough money to spend time with a lady on cam ;)
     
    bob50963, Jul 6, 2008 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1311
    he should remember to "stretch" first!

    quick, someone send him an apple pie or two, he can get his "feet wet" with those :p
     
    timsdd, Jul 6, 2008 IP
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    esidyo Peon

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    #1312
    I voted for "NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up." :eek:
     
    esidyo, Jul 6, 2008 IP
  13. bob50963

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    #1313
    Your right :eek:

    He would probably screw up with one of those girls on cam sites

    If we can find him a girl... the world may divide by 0 :eek:
     
    bob50963, Jul 6, 2008 IP
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    esidyo Peon

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    #1314
    The ninno can photoshop the wacko outta you, so you need to be careful while insulting him :D:D
     
    esidyo, Jul 6, 2008 IP
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    #1315
    *Hides all pictures* haha ;)


    WE need to order him 10 warm fresh pies... 10 incase 1-9 run away :p
     
    bob50963, Jul 6, 2008 IP
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    esidyo Peon

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    #1316
    Errr. He eats his nine inch nails for breakafast and lunch, somebody told me that he eats his toe nails for dinner :p
     
    esidyo, Jul 6, 2008 IP
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    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1317
    We could just spike his finger nails with date rape drugs. :eek:
     
    Mia, Jul 7, 2008 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1318
    yeah but who's licking his nails, him? :eek:
     
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    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1319

    Good point!
     
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1320
    I have very very few points, but when I point, I try to make them good :D
     
    timsdd, Jul 8, 2008 IP