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Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    28.4%
  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    32.0%
  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    10.9%
  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    28.8%
  1. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #1421
    _T_U! I've got your hot right here, deep in the hearta TEXAS! [​IMG]
     
    timsdd, Aug 25, 2008 IP
  2. esidyo

    esidyo Peon

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    #1422
    What about getting naked while going to bed ? :confused::eek:
     
    esidyo, Aug 25, 2008 IP
  3. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1423
    no one sleeps in the buff anymore, do they? Hell, I have kids... I tend to whip out the work out pants or shorts.


    Yeah, I'd take that sweltering 100+ heat (dry heat) over 90+, with 2000% humidity, feels like 208 in the shade, and air so thick you can't drive faster than 15MPH. Its a different kinda hot. And it sucks.
     
    Mia, Aug 25, 2008 IP
  4. esidyo

    esidyo Peon

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    #1424
    Seriously, is that a Fill In The Blank question ?
     
    esidyo, Aug 25, 2008 IP
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #1425
    Sometimes the blanks are better left unfilled... :eek:
     
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    LogicFlux Peon

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    #1426
    I'm not sure which is better, this thread or the MD thread.
     
    LogicFlux, Aug 25, 2008 IP
  7. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1427
    Shut the...up???!!! :eek: Now now, be nice to Mia!!!! :D

    er, hi guys!! I'm still a HOT virgin!!! In less than nine years I'll be da 40 year old virgin!!! :D:D
     
    Nintendo, Aug 25, 2008 IP
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    #1428
    I am off the buff for that reason.

    humid up there? not a dry heat you say? use non-stick Pam ;-)

    What did your big brother used to say...bashing from me might be a sign of friendship ;)

    or holes, same thing :D
     
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    LogicFlux Peon

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    #1429
    The Hot Virgin could be the prequel to The 40 Year Old Virgin.

    I've already written the script. It's 1.5 hours of you singing Sesame Street songs. :D


    P.S. I had to delete one of your quoted smilies to include just one of mine. :eek: (well, two now so I could include this one)

    The following errors occurred when this message was submitted:

    1. You have included 5 images in your message. You are limited to using 4 images so please go back and correct the problem and then continue again.

    Images include use of smilies, the vB code [​IMG]
     
    LogicFlux, Aug 25, 2008 IP
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    scart3r Notable Member

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    esidyo Peon

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    #1431
    His happy ending will probably be dying a virgin!!!!! :D :D :D :D
     
    esidyo, Aug 25, 2008 IP
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    bogart Notable Member

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    #1432
    What happens if you have an earthquake or burglar in the middle of the night ?
     
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  13. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1433
    Er, this is much better than the MD thread, mainly because there is no talk about MD.

    It's sticky!!!! Do keep in mind that I am still in the midwest. When people think of Wisconsin, they think of frozen tundra and ice cold snowy weather. It's generally not that extreme on the WI/IL border... There are two seasons. Winter and Summer... Its either wet and cold, or hot and wet.

    Hell yeah, I like the way you think!
     
    Mia, Aug 26, 2008 IP
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    bogart Notable Member

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    #1434
    What's MD -- Mad Dog 20/20 :D:D
     
    bogart, Aug 26, 2008 IP
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    #1435
    Heck, i came in in a rush telling myself *Nino got laid*!!!!

    Ahhh not yet!
     
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    #1436
    therein lies my er, when I think of WI, I figured everyone rides their snowmobile to work :p
     
    timsdd, Aug 26, 2008 IP
  17. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1437
    I drank an entire bottle of Grape Mad Dog at a party as a teenager and puked my brains out. I did a lot of other stupid crap that night as I recall. Ick.. That stuff is actually worse than DEW.

    I don't even own a Snowmobile. My grandmother lives in Emory, TX., and it seems to get pretty cold down there.... don't miss those ice storms and freezing rain!
     
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #1438
    We can change that. :D
     
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    #1439
    it gets colder than a witch's teet in the panhandle, west TX, Lubbock and thereabouts...not so much the temp but the relentlessness winds!
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    What's better, a thread about a person that collects dead body parts and is a wacko from Planet Zeekois, or a thread about a normal person that got banned for bashing in the politics forum!!!! :D:D

    er, we need AnthonyCea back!!!!! You would think with so many mods, it would be easy to get one of them to reverse his infraction so he can come back here and be tormented by me!!! With me banned from his graveyard forum, the only place I can torment him is on my Wacko University!!!! The kids also love tormenting him there and love giving him red rep. His current rep is -5499!!! (Case in point!!! He's WackoHater!!) :D:D
     
    Nintendo, Aug 26, 2008 IP