How many computer language do you guys know?

I am currently getting into programming field
I'd love to know what all programming and web languages you guys know

I currently know:
C++
VB.Net
HTML
PHP
CSS
Basic
DOS
Logo

 

HTML
PHP
Basic hehe
Javascript
CSS
XHTML
Java Server Pages
ASP

 

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email, E-MAIL, forwarder, hosting and integration, embedded, devices, system, Encoder/Decoder pairs for Vi, Encryption, Energy consumption and production, enterprise, Environments, EPL, EPOC, ER diagrams, ER Studio, ERStudio 3.5, ErWin, ERwin 4.0, eSendMail, e-shop, etc, Ethernet, event logging, EVEREST ERP implementation, Exceed 4.0, Excel, Exchange, SMTP servers, Exchange/ListServer Mailing, FarPoint Spread, Flat FASM, fax, File, filtering routers, Final Cut Express, financial transactions, FINGER, FireBird, firewall, firewalls, Fireworks, Flash, Flash., Fmod 3D, foreign import procedures an, Forensic packet monitoring u, Formula One First Impression, Fortran, Micros, forwarding, Foxpro, Free DOS, FreeBSD, Freehand, Frontpage, FTP, FTP/TFTP, WU-ftpd, Game, Engineering, Games, gcc, toolchain, GDI, GDI+, General data/text/image comp, Genetic, Algorithms, Gif Movie Gear, GIS, Globalization process consulting, GNU, GOF and GRASP Design Pattern, Google Appliance, GPS, Graphic Design, 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I know the computer language that is LOL LMAO ROFL etc. and clearly that's the most important.

I did logo in school - f*cking hated it with a passion.

 

@bacardirum = wow what a copy and paste action!

 

Copypasta for the motherfucking win!

 

Didn't expect me to manually write my portfolio did you

 

WOW, I wonder why are you not at Bill Gates place?

 

HTML
Php
SQL
Python

ASP -little bit
VB-little bit...

 

OP said computer language. whats Russian,English and Callgirl have to do with computer language?

 

C++ & PHP
@bacardirum
What do u do?

 

i use them too but in my dreams

 

Here is a list of mine:
- ASP
- PHP
- ASP.Net
- JavaScript
- VB Script
- VB.Net
- C#

I am not including the HTML, CSS here as we can't call them as language.

 

HTML, CSS, PHP, Javascript, PHP, MySQL, and a little AHK.

 

HTML
PHP
CSS
Asp
Java
VB
C
C++

 

We have a clear winner here, 5 star response

 

I do not know any.. and i dont think i will be needing them in future aswell