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A little nice joke

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Webmaster, Sep 10, 2005.

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    On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident.

    The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

    When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

    The couple sat and waited for an answer, in fact, for a couple of months.

    While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all.

    "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

    After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

    "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

    St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

    "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?
     
    The Webmaster, Sep 10, 2005 IP
  2. mystikmedia

    mystikmedia Jedi Master

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    Good one. :)
     
    mystikmedia, Sep 11, 2005 IP
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    aqi32 Active Member

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    #3
    :) haha quite amusing, and very true :p
     
    aqi32, Sep 11, 2005 IP
  4. digimania

    digimania Peon

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    Oh My Goodness, that was great man. I am right with my first decision not to get any of those vocation.
     
    digimania, Sep 12, 2005 IP
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    lol that was nice and entertaining. :)
     
    angelfire, Sep 12, 2005 IP
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    DecoDenim Peon

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    hahaha tat was funny
     
    DecoDenim, Sep 12, 2005 IP
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    devAngel Banned

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    ha ha...entertaining:)
     
    devAngel, Sep 12, 2005 IP