A questions for the ladies.

thats real sad Kalina, no sense of humour, huh?

tell us all one of your funny jokes...................................


(Mella...get back to your stove !!)

 

Some women get all excited about nothing... then they marry him.

 

don't you start with the sexist jokes too...Kalina's NOT laughing !!!
she'll rip yer head off for that one

 

Ok sweetheart I am sorry for the sexist joke

I was only kidding around you know I'd never expect such a thing

 

I do NOT treat women as objects !!!!!

 

Ya geeeeezzzzzz C

And Mella I take it your old fasioned lol

 

I'm already there. Also - Ive put my laptop next to the sink so I can read whilst doing the dishes.

Aww, C, cheer up buddy. Take it with a pinch of salt. they're only having a laugh hun

 

haha no not at all. I'm only going with the jokey flow. I know that if any one of you webmaster nerds met me in real life and said that to me..I'd easily kick your arse.

again, just kidding. although...i do have a mean right hook.

 

I never understood why some women take that crap. Even in my family, the old ones used to get treated like human dishwashers and were cool with it. I guess it was in the 70s when women's lib really started. Before they didn't see much wrong with it.

Some countries haven't seen that revolution yet though

 

Yes Colleen like Mella said it was all in good fun and you KNOW for a fact that I dont think that way

 

Mella ...make us a cuppa while your out there luv

and bring m' slippers in.

 

Ya you don't strike me as too old fasioned

 

Okay...hang on a sec i'm just ironing your shirt and polishing your shoes, honey.

 

lol you're a little too good at that

 

Ok for the record!

I understand that in lots of parts of the world women are treated unfairly and that many men think exactly like the joke I made.

I want to appologize to ANY and ALL woman on this forum for the joke I made. I didn't mean anything by it and want to make it very clear that I am not a sexist person and that I believe in equality between women and men.

If I hurt anyones feelings or offended anyone I and sincearly sorry.

Please don't hate me ladies

 

For the record. I still don't have a beer and I'm now cooking dinner.

I expect I will be serving it and cleaning up as well.

Thanks for the tip. It's getting alot of milage!

 

We don't hate you. Although I am not a lady. I'm common as muck.

Seriously don't sweat it, no one takes stuff in General Chat seriously.

A wise man once said;

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

 

before this thread gets messy and someone gets hurt.....i would like to add...


hurry up with that shirt Mella ...i'm dying of thirst here !!!

 

keep your hair on..I have PMT & a gun. wanna say that again?

 

Well thank you for putting me at ease Mella

BTW the grateful dead had the right Idea when they wrote the song "Women are Smarter"

Let us put men and women together
See which one is smarter
Some say men, but I say no
Women run the men like a puppet show

It ain't me
It's the people that say
Men are leading the women astray
But I say, it's the women today
Smarter than the man in every way

Chorus:
That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
The women are smarter
That's right

Little boy sit on the corner and cry
Big man come and he asked him why
He said, "I can't do what the big boys do"
The man sat down and he cried too

It ain't me
It's the people that say
Men are leading the women astray
But I say, it's the women today
Smarter than the man in every way

Chorus:
That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
The women are smarter
That's right, that's right

Ever since the world began
Women been banned from the ways of man
Listen boy cuz I've got a plan
Give it up, don't try and understand

It ain't me
It's the people that say
Men are leading the women astray
But I say, it's the women today
Smarter than the man in every way

Chorus:
That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
The women are smarter
That's right

Let us put men and women together
See which one is smarter
Some say men, but I say no
Women run the men like a puppet show

It ain't me
It's the people that say
Men are leading the women astray
But I say, it's the women today
Smarter than the man in every way

Chorus:
That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
That's right
The women are smarter
The women are smarter
That's right, that's right

Repeat chorus and fade out