A questions for the ladies.

Actually, I think we'd be better off w/ a woman president.

Overall, they just seem like better people.

Besides, one doesn't have to be good w/ science to be president.

 

yer i agree!

Maggie Thatcher kicked some real ass for us!

 

My little neighbor. He sucks real bad!

Actually....

 

oooooooOOOOH..... thats way too much information!


i like to help around the house, like raising my legs as the vacuum cleaner goes past.......and eating the food that is cooked,, surely thats enough?

 

The way I heard it was "Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff".

 

I don't get it. Does his wife want to be washed and waxed every day too?

 

How do you know?

 

Minstrel, please spread some red on Mr. gworld.

Thanks.

 

Consider it done, CR. Haven't you finished molesting that poor frog yet?

 

Don't you see the smile on my face?

 

I thought that was from the FBM?!?

 

I had a slick reply to this, but I have to go wash my face first.

 

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet ?

 

And what do you do when your mother in law stumbles on your front lawn bleeding?

Re-load and shoot again.

And what to do when the missus walks from the kitchen into the living room?

Shorten the chain...

Yeah yeah enough, there's loads of them and they're just not as funny anymore compared to back when we were at school.

VS, in Holland we say that joke about the Belgians. For some reason we apply all these 'silly' jokes on our Southern neighbours.

 

hehehehe, that's cute!

i would never use sex as a manipulator for my hubby. When I was pregnant and was home for the last few months, i simply told him i was in too much pain to carry stuff up and down the stairs, so if he needed that done, he could do it himself. After quite a few discussions, we now have our general areas of what we clean and take care of.

While not all women belong in the kitchen, i know i do, because if i left the cooking up to my DH, we'd be eating fruit loops every night for dinner

 

Mmmmmm.... fruit loops....

 

Minstrel not the fruit loops you deal with, that would be cannibalism. She's talking about a cereal.

 

I wasn't using it as the technical mumbo-jumbo term in this case

Actually, I prefer frosted cheerios