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A real horror story

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EWD, May 5, 2006.

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    True Horror, which took place last month

    This happened about a month ago near Lonavala ( a place in india)......................

    A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wants to see the scenery.

    The inevitable happens and when he reaches the countryside his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere.

    Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon he's wet and shivering.

    The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is so heavy he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

    Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him - without thinking the guy opens the door and jumps in.

    Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had saved him - when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!

    Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming.

    Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his life.

    He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel!

    The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next bend.

    The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend.

    Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.

    He stumbles into a motel, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through.



    There is dead silence in the motel when he stops talking ..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    ...and that's when Bob and Harry walk into the Motel.

    Bob points and says "Look Harry- that's the weird guy who got into our car when we were pushing it."
     
    EWD, May 5, 2006 IP
  2. SumitBahl

    SumitBahl Reign of Chaos

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    LMFAO :D :D :D :D

    Nice one buddy.
     
    SumitBahl, May 6, 2006 IP
  3. e10

    e10 Well-Known Member

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    Yah! You got me there, dude. I was waiting for the old banging the boyfriend's body on the roof kicker.
     
    e10, May 6, 2006 IP
  4. EWD

    EWD Well-Known Member

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    It had got me too..LOL.. so I thought I would post it here... :D
     
    EWD, May 6, 2006 IP
  5. e10

    e10 Well-Known Member

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    Some years ago my cousin - think a shorter Uma Thurman with much longer, and more luxurious hair came to vist me in HK. She was admired by all and sundry but not many men had the confidence to ask her out.

    In the end my bf (at that time) and I were fed up of her moping round the house so we arranged a double date with another guy. He was a classics scholar and a policeman - he didn't have the best sense of humour in the world.

    My cousin launched into a very long story which had the poor mutt and every other guy in earshot hanging on every word - it involved a wild cat and blah de blah. It was a shaggy dog story like the one above. At the end, 15 mins into the story she hit the punchline. I nearly wet myself because she had caught me up so much in the story too. There was a collective sigh in the bar and we spent the rest of the night drinking free.

    It really pays to have good looking cousins who tell silly stories.
     
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  6. devAngel

    devAngel Banned

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    LOL..... thought it was real...hehehe :D
     
    devAngel, May 6, 2006 IP
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    CrazyBoy Active Member

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    3 questions :-
    1 - On mumbai - pune Broadway there is a hotel every 100 meters. Where is this lonely street in lonavala?
    2 - Its summer in lonavala, so how was it raining last month?
    3 - Were they pushing the car at such a high speed that the guy couldnt get out and scram?




    By the way, it was a good joke :)
     
    CrazyBoy, May 6, 2006 IP
  8. EWD

    EWD Well-Known Member

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    Finally... you realize that its a joke... good going :)
     
    EWD, May 6, 2006 IP
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    Emperor Guest

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    Nice one, very funny!!! :D
     
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  10. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    Crazy_Rob, Get your boy Outta here :mad:
     
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    Relax....... take it as a joke.

    Are you Robs son ???? ;) :p :)
     
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    #13
    I really thought it was a horror story :D
     
    mcmaktoby, May 9, 2006 IP
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    jc_yusuke Peon

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    yeah at first...you got me! :p
     
    jc_yusuke, May 9, 2006 IP
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    #15
    You had be going until the end - wasn't expecting a punch line! :)
     
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    EGS Notable Member

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    Dizam you got me. :(
     
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    lol.. that is funny :D
     
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    #18
    i thought it was pretty dumb joke
     
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    Very funny ...
     
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