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Abraham Lincoln-Butch

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by JdpWorld, Jan 19, 2006.

  1. #1
    Here's more proof you will learn more from a Thug by accident than any place else by
    design:


    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both Presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by their three names.
    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
    Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
    Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
    Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
    warehouse.
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid
    in a theater.
    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

    I can't make it up fast enough.

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    JdpWorld, Jan 19, 2006 IP
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    wrmineo Peon

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    Wow - I've never seen this before :rolleyes:

    This has been circulating probably longer than you've been alive and no doubt is probably here in DP a half dozen times already.
     
    wrmineo, Jan 19, 2006 IP
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    itsme Well-Known Member

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    Very good stuff. :)
     
    itsme, Jan 19, 2006 IP