Ah. Please help!

I am looking for two little signatures. Very simple, if you could help me. One with a dark blue background, and one with a dark green background. And just have like a sparkle brush on it. I need one (dont care which) to have "youtube.com/thefeedski" on the top with a black stroke, and below on the bottom have "click for a dose of entertainment" with a stroke again. On the second one I just want "My Blog" on the top, and on the bottom have "Entertain Your Brain" and then a big white text that says "Click" in the background with an opacity. I know it sounds like a lot but I just gave a lot of details. Would someone please please PLEASE help me with this? I don't have money to offer because I am broke as hell. But maybe if I ever get famous with film I'll remember it? I don't know what to offer, but it would be a HUGE help!

 

I am new here. I think it would help to know what they are for? Sorry. I do photoshop, but when someone says signatures I assume what would follow your name in an e-mail, and that you seem to want to use a graphic as a link. Correct? What you describe also sounds like buttons you would use on a web site. Click here for this kind of a thing. Also the Click in the second button would be transparent behind the other text or the letters in front would be shaded/transparent so you see the white click text in back?

If you just want some text in a button with some color, this would not be that difficult. It is just a series of layers in a shape form.