Anonymous Green Rep

That's the wonderful thing - you'll never know

It's easy to tell if I do it though, there aren't *that* many people who give that much rep.

I prefer the bath...

 

Just because you like the bubbles.

 

In High School we just had this big room with a ton of showers in it. Some guys were real nasty like thumbing people in the balls. One guy would come up behind people that he thought were totally out of it and leaning against the wall and pee down their butt crack and they would be too tired to notice it was not warm water.

One guy caught him doing it and tackled him. The two of them started wrestling in the shower. Well of course everyone started chanting, “Fags in the shower. Fags in the shower.”

Moral of the story: If some guy pees on your butt crack wait to kick the crap out of him after you are out of the shower. Don’t tackle him and roll around all soapy together in the shower.

 

I'm easily entertained.

 

Or... just hit him & DONT tackle him. Then you can hit him again once you're out of the shower. Of course there are exposed areas to attack when in the shower also...

 

I couldn't tell.

 

First you got to rep some other people before you can get back to da wacko!!! *Goes on an Anonymous rep spree.* No one will even know if they were from me.* gahhh, now it says I reped too many people.

 

I think I've given almost everyone in this thread some form of anonoymous rep.

 

If someone ever peed down my buttcrack I would take it out on that person's mom or sister. That's just sick!

 

I have to agree, that's a "kill thier entire family" offense.

 

Take it out on their mom or sister? Why not just beat the crap out of them?

Yeah, but you can't just limit it to the mom & sister, otherwise the brother/dad come after you.

 

Bazkaz, you gotta make someone that will pee down your buttcrack pay for the misdeed they have committed against you. They have to know true emotional horror in order for the therapy to begin.

 

Man, it must just have been a dream!

 

Yeah, but a lot of people didn't even know about it.

The Department of Health and Human Services estimates that 1 out of 8 men growing up have been a victim of butt crack peeing. Sadly, the statitics are probably higher because a lot of guys won't come foward and admit it's happened to them.

 

"If you had come to me in friendship, then this scum that peed on your crack would be suffering this very day."

 

Buttcrack peeing Haiku!!

A Golden Shower
Makes me feel all tingly warm
Someone needs to die.

 

Thats classic, I feel I should print that on nice paper and frame it in my living room

 

Or....

You peed on my ass
You little bastard, die now!
Cannot pee now, right?

 

The guy that peed on the guy in the shower story told everyone that the guy that tackled him and tried to beat him up got an erection and so everyone called him Boner.

It's said because there is a guy in his late 20s walking around that people still call Boner.

 

I liked the first one better.