Another 3.4 million volunteers needed to change the earth course

To avoid global warming and other natural catastrophies in the future, the World Jump Day project has been initiated.

The aim: Have 6 million earthlings jump at the same day to change earth's orbit.

Have you registered?

World Jump Day.org

 

I think that said 600 million people are needed to jump

 

Yeah! about 2.66 million has registered. 6 Million needed at least.

 

I'm sure when they jump a good percentage of them will fart as well. What then? The methane produce could wipe out life on earth as we know it.

 

Surely 600 million people jumping would cause a worldwide earthquake a destroy the earth.

I might start an anti-jump day site

 

I wonder if gathered up all the cows on earth in one place and had them fart at once if the planet would fly off into oblivion?

Makes as much sense as jumping does.

 

266 million have registered and 600 million are needed.

 

Now if you could light them as well, Earth just might hit light speed.

 

I wonder how many millions I can get to jump on the other side and ruin it

 

Hmm... okay I will deregister .. hehe ..considering the amount of earthquake and menthane gas combustion that would ruin the earth.

Thinking of registering anti-worldjumpday.org before yfs1 does ..

 

The day of the jump is at hand. Repent.

I think in order for this anti-jump thing to work it will take careful planning. The jumpers are fanatics.

Stuff like tying the jumper’s shoes together and setting their alarm clocks back will probably is the best bet.

 

I considered it but I have too much going on to build the site...It would be a great way to build off the PR (Public Relations) the pro site is getting

 

I am already planning the campaign...The pro-jumpers are all part of the "axis of stupid" If you don't support the anti-jump movement, you are part of the axis.

Either you are with us or you are stupid

 

I hear they just approved funding for $135 million to study who the anti-jumpers should target first.

Some scientists are saying that the fattest jumpers should be stopped first since they weight a lot.

The other camp is saying true they weigh the most, but they can’t jump as high. The skinnier jumpers should be stopped first since they will jump a lot higher and create more force.

I just hope this doesn’t tear apart the already fragile anti-jumper movement.

 

That much mass jumping up and down on the earth could very well cause the earth to crack in half like an egg. I for one, do not want to risk it, so insted, I'm going to watch football during the Great Jump and pray for the best.

 

So you are going to do nothing!!!! As an anti-jumper, you are now my enemy!

 

Classic jumper behaviour...write ridiculous claims about how we are spending tax payers money.

I demand a debate on the facts!

 

I'm actually just a non-observer. While I believe in the overall goal of jumping and anti-jumping. I think I'll just observe in my own way and not actually participate in such programs nor express my belief in such a program.

That way, I do not offend those who feel that jumping and anti-jumping is just a waste of time, and possibly ostrocize myself from a community.

At such time when jumping or anti-jumping is necessary to survival, I will consider such actions, but until then, I feel I must decline to participate.

 

That is so stupid. Unless all 600 million people jumped in one particular location, people jumping all over the world won't accomplish a damn thing. So if the anti-jump campaign involves doing nothing, count me in.

 

When they came for the skippers, I didn't help because I was not one of them

When they came for the hoppers, I didn't help because I was not one of them

When they came for the hop scotchers, I didn't help because I was not one of them

Then they came for me, but there was no one left to save me