Another 3.4 million volunteers needed to change the earth course

That's what they want you to think.

 

The whole "Anti-Jump" coalition are nothing but handicap hating, racist, sexist, homophobic pigs.

As part of the jumping coalition I feel the AntiJump or AJ crowd should be forced to volantarily buy special Jumping wheel chairs for handicapped folks so they don't get left out. I know that the city of Chicago is rallying behind our cause with lobbyists from the ghetto car movement poised to profit from this arrangement. The AJ crowd is clearly anti-hanicapped.

The AJ crowd has also demonstrated its racist tendancies, we all know that the AJ crowd is predominantly white rich men. Not wanting to be shown as "weeker" or "less vertically inclined" they are against this proposition simply so that they do not appear to have "white men can't jump" syndrome. Clearly racist.

Furthermore, the AJ crowd is sexist, they want to appear to be supportive of womens rights to jump, but are obviously holding down the womens right to jump movement.

Lastly, they are homophobes, they fear men jumping together could get aroused and break into dancing. They feal men cannot dance together because it wasn't the way god intended people to dance. They are ok though if men "wrestle" with each other, but the term "dance" is in their minds only to be done between a man and a woman.

So join me, lets put down this barbaric montra of the AJ crowd and Jump!

 

oh yeah

http://www.jumptheshark.com/

http://www.jumpingforjoy.org/

http://www.bsja.co.uk/

 

Oh so I get it now. You are fear mongering against some mythical "they" again. I see how it is.

You very well know that the skippers didn't pay attention to where they were going and thus skipped off the cliffs like a bunch of lemmings.

As for the hoppers, they didn't realize that the ceiling was only 6' high, so they killed themselves by hopping just a little too hard.

As for the hop scotchers, well, their story is just too sad to tell. The chalk outlines on the streets are evidence enough of their tragic end.

Your blatant and dishonest dis-service to the end of the skippers, hoppers and hop scotchers only serves my point and makes me more firm in my beliefs.

I disregard your warnings that "they" will come after the hoppers and no one will save me. I shall not repent!

 

Anyone can cut and paste stuff.


Oh yeah by the way the post I am quoting by yfs1 actually did not consist of the word blah typed three times. I put this disclaimer, because I was actually called out for that one time. I guess there was some confussion.

 

Who added a poll??? This isn't a democracy

 

I added the poll.

I am afraid, the DAY will materialise. ha!ha!

 

This is why I never get any work done once I visit DP...

 

I vote this as the best thread yet. (keeping the sarcasm in correct order)