Anyone been....

Brian Urlacher owns you. And the NFL. You know why? Because he is a Superhuman Man-Warrior. Don't believe me? Check out the picture. It's scratch n' sniff. It smells like the tears of grown men, Dentyne and awesomeness. Why else would he be the NFL Defensive Player of the Year? It's not because he raises old people or reads to puppies. No. It's because he is a massive hurricane of kickassedness that can't be stopped.

If you're ever lucky enough to meet Urlacher, and ask nicely, he may not destroy you. But the odds of that are slim. That's why he lives life alone, because everything he touches he pummels, ferociously. Ask Chuck Norris. He thought he could hang. He tried to land a series of stealth kicks upon Urlacher. But it didn't faze him. He then retaliated with a punch so fierce, Norris tuned into Susan Sarandon. That's why Carolina is scared. They hate Susan Sarandon. That's why they tried to lose to the Giants. Because they know what's next: vaporization via fists. Jake Dwelholme will probably cry. Deshaun Foster is already crying. You know why? Urlacher. Don't say I didn't warn you, suckas.

 

Who the heck are you talking to?

Anyway... go Steelers!!!!!

 

Bears/Bucs would have been a great game this weekend. #1 D vs #2 D. A great attitude game. Too bad stupid ass Sheperd can't catch a perfectly thrown ball.

 

nice way to get off topic lmao

 

From growing from teenager to man, this whole thread's pretty funny. Original post was from what I get, a junior high student or maybe 9th grade is bloating because he's growning faster than his peers. When real life hits ya and you do some fighting time what will you think? Do some time locked up, wtf right, just passing time. It's fun as hell in that tite little cell. Let me know what you all think.

 

"score! now let's bukkake him!"

woof woof! it's ok to touch other guys becuase we play FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!

 

Can i join this childhood bully turned football thread?

Believe it or not, I've been bullied at school when I was 5-7 years old. Three boys would tease me, pull my hair, push me out of the line while we waited to ride the bus and all sorts of crap. They were very mean and I had no idea why those bastards keep picking on me.

Anyway, fastforward 13 years, I was approached by this familiar-looking guy in a bar. By the time he asked for my number and introduced himself, I just blinked and went "oh damn no wonder you looked familiar, you're the guy who used to bully a little girl in the school playground and laughed whenever she get bruises or her nose bled. I was that little girl remember? *laugh* o wait, excuse me, you wanted to get my number?"

 

Haha, what must of he been like?
"Em, i really sorry!" <then you lift him up and slam him through a table!>

 

being a psycho is better than having muscles, hehehehe. I used to weigh 100 - 110 pounds and I've never had the pleasure of being bullied. Would someone please do me the favor? Nobody has interest in me.

 

Well i'm gonna confess-Once upon a time a nerd guy was brothering me at my locker--got so fed up and grab him by the collar and threw him down the hallway...he look at me and Run

 

I used to be a bully back in school but i never really took it too far like others. I was just teasing/pushing kids. I just did that for a laugh and not because i wanted to hurt someone. Also, i think i was the only person who has managed to stay neutral with all the groups of people. I was friends with both popular kids, geeks, sports people etc

 

I dont really would like to speak to a bully!

 

From your avatar you don't look to scarry. Haha my freshman year I was bullied when I weighted 112. Wreslting started and the 250 senior stud linebacker had my back and that took care of that. Now 3 years later I'm 160 or so, still wrestling and about the only shit i get is people saying im on steriods. I just take it as a complient that there impressed by the results of my hardwork, and if they want to start something, my roid rage my make me go insane. Little do the nerds know, I'm still better at computers then them.

 

lol that was like 8 years ago. Do you still think i go around starting on people? No worrys dude, in a few years time all this bully/reputation crap will be over.

 

I think everyone at one time has bullied someone before, whether it be teasing them, making them bleed, having sex with their girlfriend as they watched and cried, or holding them down and making them drink your urine.

But as you get older you start to grow out of that type of stuff and you slowly do it less and less.

 

he he he he he so true.

 

Damn you were a small person. I was never bullied. Peopel jsut left me alon and tings were better that way. Ned

 

i look forward to reading this thread everyday because it's so damn funny

 

Sometimes but I run pretty fast....

 

Maybe you get bullied because you're annoying?

Just throwin' that out there.