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Are you fit?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Weirfire, Oct 25, 2005.

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  1. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #61
    Dude, stop hijacking our threads! We're trying organize a contest here!

    So what are the prizes exactly? :confused:
     
    Crazy_Rob, Oct 26, 2005 IP
  2. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    #62
    I would like some type of physical activity after eating. Something like drunk pig riding (which I've done).
     
    Hodgedup, Oct 26, 2005 IP
  3. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #63
    Is that riding a drunk pig? or getting drunk and riding a sober pig? or getting drunk and riding a drunk pig?

    Also, I think we need a little clarification on your definition of "pig" as used in this context...
     
    minstrel, Oct 26, 2005 IP
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  4. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    #64
    When I was a kid we had a few hundred pigs. Well my dad got to thinking these pigs need more protein and buying the bulk agricultural protein was expensive so what's a good source of protein....ummm beer. That's right my dad thought the best solution was to feed the male pigs beer. So he called up a few bars and asked if we could get their runoffs and misc other beer. So every day we would take big barrels, load them up with the beer, pour them in troughs and let the pigs get drunk.

    My dad says I bet you couldn't stay on a drunk pig for very long. So day after day we'd liquor up the pigs and I would ride them as they tried to drunkingly buck me off.
     
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  5. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #65
    I think the overall winner should get the pig, at least...
     
    minstrel, Oct 26, 2005 IP
  6. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #66
    That was a long story and I got a little distracted near the end.

    Was this like a Grade 11 sock hop or what?
     
    minstrel, Oct 26, 2005 IP
  7. palespyder

    palespyder Psycho Ninja

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    #67
    Same in Kansas, we have drive-thru's, but, we also have the Jacob Liquor Exchange which is a liquor warehouse :)
     
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  8. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #68
    We don't have those in Canada, as far as I know. Every now and then someone just makes his own drive through by putting a truck through a door or wall and stocking up on a few items for personal use only.
     
    minstrel, Oct 27, 2005 IP
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  9. Dreamshop

    Dreamshop Peon

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    #69

    Uh, haven't you been the one blabbering about beer and such? Are you even going to try and lose weight, or are you just going to fake it so you can win the prizes? :D
     
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  10. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #70
    Didn't you hear? :confused:

    Yeah, the "Are you fit?" contest is now the "Are you drunk, bloated and stinky?" contest. :D :D
     
    Crazy_Rob, Oct 27, 2005 IP
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    e10 Well-Known Member

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    #71
    Great, I am back in the game then.
     
    e10, Oct 27, 2005 IP
  12. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    #72
    Rob your avatar reminds me of that site where people put stuff on their cat.

    Do people just place items on you after you fall asleep?

    If so I would put a stuffed armadillo on you.

    [​IMG]
     
    Hodgedup, Oct 27, 2005 IP
  13. Weirfire

    Weirfire Language Translation Company

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    #73
    Quit hijacking my thread guys.


    The weight loss competition will be going ahead as planned ;)

    Rules to follow.... :)
     
    Weirfire, Oct 27, 2005 IP
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    larysmith711 Notable Member

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    #74
    WTF.... we have to loose weight now. DP is getting to be a tougher place all the time.
     
    larysmith711, Oct 27, 2005 IP
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    e10 Well-Known Member

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    #75
    Ha. This is a walk in the park. It's the abstinence and celibacy threads that I will be avoiding.
     
    e10, Oct 27, 2005 IP
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    #76
    Rats, and here I did most of my weight loss back on February 23. :p Childbirth will do that. Only 5-10 lb to go until I'm satisfied... I think. I don't own a scale, so it's all a guess.
     
    stephfoster, Oct 27, 2005 IP
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    palespyder Psycho Ninja

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    #77
    Amen....Although I am married so the abstinence is forced ;)
     
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  18. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #78
    That's definitely my plan...

    Yes! I think I can win this one! :D
     
    minstrel, Oct 27, 2005 IP
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    Weirfire Language Translation Company

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    #79
    okay, the competition rules are up at http://weirfire.blogspot.com

    Let me know if I've missed anything and please PM me if you would like to donate anything. Those that have donated prizes, please PM me your website that you're offering your services from so that you can get a permanent PR3 link for free :)
     
    Weirfire, Oct 28, 2005 IP
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    Dreamshop Peon

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    #80
    Bettah get a bucket!
     
    Dreamshop, Oct 28, 2005 IP
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