Are you laughing at me?

I know many of you are, but in an effort to get you to laugh with me I thought I'd share my all time favorite joke with you.


Jacques, the world’s greatest fighter plane pilot goes into a bar after a long day of fighter plane piloting and quickly meets a lady. A few drinks and a short time later they are back at Jacques’ apartment. Soon enough they a kissing but Jacques stops, grabs some red wine and pours it over her lips.

She asks “Jacques, what are you doing?”

He replies: “I’m Jacques, the world’s greatest fighter plane pilot and when I have red meat I have to have red wine.”

“Oh, how sweet” she comments.

Not long after Jacques is a bit lower, kissing her breasts, but again he stops, grabs some white wine and pours it all over her breasts.

She yelps “Jacques, what are you doing?”

He replies: “I’m Jacques, the world’s greatest fighter plane pilot and when I have white meat I have to have white wine.”

“Oh, how sweet” she comments.

Not long after Jacques has moved his way down lower.

She’s moaning in pleasure when Jacques again stops, grabs some brandy, pours it all over her and lights it on fire.

This time she screams Jacques, what are you doing?”


“I’m Jacques, the world’s greatest fighter plane pilot and when I go down, I go down in flames.”

 

Hahaha. Laughing with you,

Best Regards,
Surfup

 

Hahaha, Hilarious! You got me laughing there man!

 

Very Funny!! you got me laughing...