Armed Dolphins Released Into Gulf of Mexico

Nononononononononooooooooooooooooo.... Please Ignore

 

You know this news story just has the jokes writing themselves..

 

That is funny yet scary.

 

In the papers yesterday... OMG... there was a story about how some Island near France are using dogs as live bait to catch sharks!!!!

 

Shut up! Where did you read that?

 

Huh?? You never heard that the dogs biggest natural predatar is the shark?

 

Second only to Raptors from the Jurassic Period.

 

Scarily enough, the Russians tried that with dogs in WW2. The dogs were taught to run under the tanks, and had explosives strapped to themselves. however, they were trained with SOVIET tanks (as tehy didn't ahve any German tanks to use in the exercises), so when it came to them being used, guess which tanks they ran under? XD (mind you, I'm not making this up. Apparently, this is what they tried. Once, at least )

 

AAAANNNNNNND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In Texas somewhere (these are all stories that were topic of debate last night in the pub BUT...) there are these caves (secret US millitary mission caves if you will) that have trained Dolphins to attack! Apparently they are being strapped with nuclear weapons and harpoons and are being taught in water to attack the 'enemy'. I'm not lying. AND if these caves get flooded the dolphins can escape... This really sounds like I'm describing a dream.

 

Nuclear weapons

Why would they have a dolphin deliver a nuke ???

I think you are taking some liberties with that story

 

It was most likely drunken pub-talk!

 

If it was true it would kind of prove wrong the the thinking that Dolphins were highly intelligent

Next they will be posting they just got banned from AdSense

 

HAAHAHAHAHA... Not drunken, we were watching Chelsea v Liverpool. Bored. But it's true! Dolphins with frikkin lazers!! I reckon the US government uses comedies to get their ideas.

 

Actually thats a good technique...Have you ever been in the movies and someone points that red laser at the screen?

It drives me crazy!!!!

They probably have the dolphins doing that in terrorist movie theaters.

Smart stuff

 

HAHAHAHA

Yeah! and the dolphins are in the audience wearing fake beards... you can buy them where you get the popcorn.

 

Don't get silly now ArquettePerry

Dolphins don't eat popcorn...They are allergic to "Butter Flavoured Topping"

 

nutssssssssssssssssssss

 

Yes, unfortunatly the story of fishing for sharks with puppies is true, one more reason to hate the french.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005450292,00.html

I was going to post the picture, but it just makes me soooo sad. I love retreivers.

 

Damn that's sick!

At least kill the dogs first so they don't have to suffer with giant hooks stuck in their heads!

I didn't need one!

 

They fish with them live so they flop around in the water makes me want to cry, If I ever got within 100 ft of one of these fishermen I would make damn sure he met his maker on the spot.