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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Homer, Mar 27, 2006.

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    Hi Guys: I am really sorry I haven't had time to post here lately, I've been way TOO busy. However something happened to me on the weekend and I thought I'd just warn you about it.

    I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know.

    I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your stuff in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday.... and also yesterday............. and most likely tomorrow.

    H
     
    Homer, Mar 27, 2006 IP
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  2. Crazy_Zap

    Crazy_Zap Well-Known Member

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    LOL!

    Those criminals have been hitting me every day for a month now. :)
     
    Crazy_Zap, Mar 27, 2006 IP
  3. FireStorM

    FireStorM Well-Known Member

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    lolll , hahaha , i am very sad for you .. henceforth do not pay attention to girls :)
     
    FireStorM, Mar 27, 2006 IP
  4. maldives

    maldives Prominent Member

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    It is really nice to know some people still enjoy having oral sex in trucks :cool: :D
     
    maldives, Mar 27, 2006 IP
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    Rage Well-Known Member

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    #5
    thats simple.... they are earning for what they pay you every day :)

    TIP: Make your wallet empty, move to costco and guess what! enjoy everything FREE :D
     
    Rage, Mar 27, 2006 IP
  6. maldives

    maldives Prominent Member

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    Excellent tip. Homer, you finally have got the solution ;)
     
    maldives, Mar 27, 2006 IP
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    Basoone Peon

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    Thanks for the tip LOL :D

    My advice to you is never put your money and plastic moneys on your wallet, or use two wallet so you can have a free bl*wj*b :D

    Wallet 1 = put all your money on it hide it somewhere in the car that they wont see
    Wallet 2 = put it on somewhere where they can see it :D
     
    Basoone, Mar 27, 2006 IP
  8. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    hahahahahahah.

    I think a little bit of 7up just came out my nose then.
     
    MELLA, Mar 27, 2006 IP
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    genkied Active Member

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    LOL basoone! :D
     
    genkied, Mar 27, 2006 IP
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    mdvaldosta Peon

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    rofl that's funnah!
     
    mdvaldosta, Mar 27, 2006 IP
  11. SumitBahl

    SumitBahl Reign of Chaos

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    That is funny, i should move to Canada to shop at costco.
     
    SumitBahl, Mar 27, 2006 IP
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    mvhs Active Member

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    Lmao lucky guy, how much did you have in your wallet? $20? $30?
     
    mvhs, Mar 27, 2006 IP
  13. SumitBahl

    SumitBahl Reign of Chaos

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    ROFL, this one was really funny.
     
    SumitBahl, Mar 27, 2006 IP
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    #14
    aawww..that's really bad!

    LoL....nice advice....
    *shakes head*
    you guys... :p


    what do you mean...hhmmnnnn.......
     
    jc_yusuke, Mar 28, 2006 IP
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    rubeina Invisible Staff Affiliate Manager

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    Hahaha!! very funny I think you should not take "good looking" girls in your car anymore! :D
     
    rubeina, Mar 28, 2006 IP
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    ...because ugly chicks need rides too! :D

    Lux
     
    luxinterior, Mar 28, 2006 IP
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    mavahntooth Well-Known Member

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    wow... i wish i will got the same scenario. my wallet is always empty. lol
     
    mavahntooth, Mar 28, 2006 IP
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    gUrLaLiEn Peon

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    then don't expect that it till happen to you :p
     
    gUrLaLiEn, Mar 28, 2006 IP
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    Homer Spirit Walker

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    Thought y'all would appreciate my dilemma...thanx for the great advice but it's not gonna help if I have no wallet or money but *VERY* clean windows.
     
    Homer, Mar 28, 2006 IP
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    noppid gunnin' for the quota

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    Probably only on the outside as busy as you've been. :p
     
    noppid, Mar 28, 2006 IP
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