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Beer makes you clever: official

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mushroom, Apr 29, 2005.

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    From: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/29/booze_makes_you_clever/
     
    mushroom, Apr 29, 2005 IP
  2. TommyD

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    #2
    Only a drunk would understand.

    :p
     
    TommyD, Apr 29, 2005 IP
  3. JoeO

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    #3
    aaaah according to this I should be a genius :D
     
    JoeO, Apr 29, 2005 IP
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    #4
    I'll drink to that
     
    larysmith711, Apr 29, 2005 IP
  5. TommyD

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    #5
    I've found another positive attribute of beer. After the 4th one, all the ugly women leave the bar.

    :D
     
    TommyD, Apr 29, 2005 IP
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    #6
    Beer: Getting ugly women laid since 1866.

    So beer makes you clever and emailing makes you dumb.

    what a f*cking world.....
     
    MELLA, Apr 29, 2005 IP
  7. whitedovecleaning

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    what if you email while drinking beer..( lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala) hold on need another beer,I forgot i was emailing again!
     
    whitedovecleaning, Apr 29, 2005 IP
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    LOL good point.

    Let's all just become emails alcoholics so it cancels each other out.

    No wonder AC is so smart, he drinks enough beer to put every brewery in England out of business.
     
    MELLA, Apr 29, 2005 IP
  9. noppid

    noppid gunnin' for the quota

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    That's no fun, ya can't use the live cam. :p
     
    noppid, Apr 29, 2005 IP
  10. anthonycea

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    #10
    I don't know if it makes one any smarter, but it sure puts a smile on my face when I turn up the live Aerosmith that I am listening to now :p :p

    It is a great thing after working on a brick crew in the hot Florida Sun, believe me :eek:

    Us poor folk buy "Magnum 32 Malt Liquor" I think the 32 stands for 32 oz. :p
     
    anthonycea, Apr 29, 2005 IP
  11. noppid

    noppid gunnin' for the quota

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    #11
    I'm on my second bottle of smartness, helps me sort out APIs.
     
    noppid, Apr 29, 2005 IP
  12. compar

    compar Peon

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    If you take your beer by intravenous drip then it never interfers with typing responses to this forum and other email. :)
     
    compar, Apr 30, 2005 IP
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    #13
    With that I am going to cook a burger and get my 32oz out, thanks Compar :eek:
     
    anthonycea, Apr 30, 2005 IP
  14. compar

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    #14
    It's the hamburg and carbos in the bun that will kill you. Stay with the beer and all will be fine. ;)

    One of the euphemisms for a beer in Canada is a "barley sandwich". You can't beat whole grain for health food.
     
    compar, Apr 30, 2005 IP
  15. anthonycea

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    #15
    Is that the burger without the bun or the bun without the burger, I just can't figure this stuff out anymore :p :eek:
     
    anthonycea, Apr 30, 2005 IP
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    #16
    You can't be drinking enough beer if you can't figure that simple question out. Any good beer drinker would know it's the burger and the bun. Now the tomato, lettuce, onion and salsa would be fine. Combine that with a few beers and you have some real brain food.
     
    compar, Apr 30, 2005 IP
  17. anthonycea

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    #17
    The government says that Canadian Beef is not safe because we sold you guys some feed with animal protein mixed in Bob.

    I think 50 nations have banned USA beef and we banned yours from Canada, great world we live in, huh Bob.

    I am going to eat some Buffalo instead of farmed cattle :eek:
     
    anthonycea, Apr 30, 2005 IP
  18. capebretoner

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    #18
    If this is true I should be a genius after last night :D
     
    capebretoner, May 1, 2005 IP