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Best Essay Intro

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Fuser99, Mar 21, 2016.

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    100%? I thought so
     
    Fuser99, Mar 21, 2016 IP
  2. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    If only the first proper sentence had been as inspired!
     
    sarahk, Mar 21, 2016 IP
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    ahmedwaqas92 Active Member

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    Apart from the glaring grammatical errors and the failed attempt at humor (to say the least) - I'd say a 6 /10 kinda effort.

    If that's the definition of best essay intro ever, for the OP i.e. then yeah; you're spot on mate.
     
    ahmedwaqas92, Mar 21, 2016 IP
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    That's not even close to a "best essay intro". There are lots of grammatical errors and I don't see the point in this.
     
    Rado_, Mar 22, 2016 IP
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    jrbiz Acclaimed Member

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    Then you have been starved for good reading... :)
     
    jrbiz, Mar 22, 2016 IP
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    Fuser99 Peon

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    Poor sense of humor on this forum lol
     
    Fuser99, Mar 22, 2016 IP
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    jrbiz Acclaimed Member

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    Good point. :)

    The problem, which you will observe over time on DP, is that there are any one of a number of members who would be serious about this. Glad to hear that you were not. Welcome aboard!
     
    jrbiz, Mar 22, 2016 IP
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    Fuser99 Peon

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    Haha thanks!
     
    Fuser99, Mar 23, 2016 IP
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    Vitarank Well-Known Member

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    this reminds me of the days when I have to prepare an essay and I have no idea how to come up with a good intro because either I party the night before or I spend too much time procrastinating :D
    Needless to say, most of my essays in college are rather shitty :(
     
    Vitarank, Apr 1, 2016 IP
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    jrbiz Acclaimed Member

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    Did you hear the joke about the college kid who turned in his college paper with a $100 bill stapled to it and a note that said I will pay $1 for every grade point I receive on this paper. Two weeks later, the professor returned the paper to the student with his grade and $63 in change. :)

    Personally, I purposely took courses that required papers instead of tests in college. I could crank out a paper much more easily than studying for a test.
     
    jrbiz, Apr 1, 2016 IP