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Biggest Flamer!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by MELLA, Jan 25, 2005.

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Who's the Biggest Flamer?

Poll closed May 5, 2005.

  1. Anthony

    14 vote(s)
    43.8%

  2. Minstrel

    4 vote(s)
    12.5%

  3. SEbasic

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%

  4. ThinkBling

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%

  5. VS

    3 vote(s)
    9.4%

  6. Compar

    8 vote(s)
    25.0%
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  1. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    We did better than that... we sent Celine Dion to the US of A in exchange for some cattle feed... then it turned out the cattle feed was contaminated and now they won't let our mad cow beef into their country :mad:

    A few years ago, we did the same thing with Anne Murray. What we got in exchange was an agreement to network our power grids with those in northwestern USA. Then some drunken coke-head in a power station in Ohio download some virus along with his porn, knocking out the computer for his station and plunging the entire eastern seaboard into a 48 hour blackout.

    Then we sent Diane Krall over to England and look what we got for that? Leaky submarines that keep catching fire. I understand that the UK is now trying to give us a similar deal on helicopters or planes...

    We Canadians really have to get better at haggling... we suck at haggling :(
     
    minstrel, May 15, 2005 IP
  2. Homer

    Homer Spirit Walker

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    #162
    That's because we are 'Passive Canadians' eh? We are at peace with the world. Personally nothing really bothers me accept going to Tim Hortons in the morning and having to stand behind 5 basterds that order toasted begals with cream cheese. I am not a Celine Dion fan so I feel no remorse nor accountability.

    Nice little bit of recent history Minstrel. I must say I really enjoyed that blackout you refer to. NO computers, no gasoline, beer but no ice :( , never met sooo many neighbours that didn't know existed. You wonder how our pioneers survived without electricity? How were they powering thier computers ;)
     
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  3. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    Back in those days, they had water-wheels for generators and for those who were too far away from running water it was still legal to use enslaved French Canadians (relatives of Celine Dion) in oversize hamster wheels. If they hadn't outlawed that practice, we would have been okay during that blackout... :mad:
     
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    anthonycea Banned

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    #164
    Well that is the least we could have done to you guys (sending bad feed that caused your Mad Cow problem) for sending Celien Dion our way :eek:

    We still love RUSH, great power trio, Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson are two of the all time great rockers. :eek:
     
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  5. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    :D ha ha yessum.

    You deserve everything you get for introducing the world to Celine Dion - Sealion Dying ..Potatoe - potato
     
    MELLA, Dec 31, 2005 IP
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    CHERRY Peon

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    #166
    my heart will go onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...........
     
    CHERRY, Dec 31, 2005 IP
  7. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #167
    That's not how the song goes... it should be:

    Remember, Jack was in that icy water... and the bitch wouldn't even share her raft with him.
     
    minstrel, Dec 31, 2005 IP
  8. CHERRY

    CHERRY Peon

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    yeah she said "ill never let go jack" then dropped him in2 the sea...... biatch
     
    CHERRY, Dec 31, 2005 IP
  9. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    I know. She just dropped Jack off. Total bitch.

    Reminds me of an old joke. Boss calls Blondie into his office and says, "Business is really bad. We can't keep losing money like this. I don't know what to do but I'm really afraid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." Blondie replies, "Oh, please could you just jack off? I'm still hung over from that party last night."
     
    minstrel, Dec 31, 2005 IP
  10. compar

    compar Peon

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    #170
    How the hell did this thread go from flamers to 50 year old jokes???? I have my flamer reputation to uphold. Minstrel that was an awful fucking joke. I think you must have jacked off once to often.:) :) :) :)

    There, is my flamer reputation intact now?

    Happy New Year to all you jerk offs.
     
    compar, Dec 31, 2005 IP
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