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Brightening up your day...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by obenix, Mar 21, 2006.

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    Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

    The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

    "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

    A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his Palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

    The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. When he returned he had a piece of toilet paper hanging from his ass. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

    The Irishman glanced around behind and said ...

    "B-jezuz , will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!! :D :D
     
    obenix, Mar 21, 2006 IP
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    Farkas Well-Known Member

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  3. westhaven

    westhaven Well-Known Member

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    hehe pretty good one :D
     
    westhaven, Mar 21, 2006 IP
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    hehehe..:D thanks very nice!:D
     
    mcmaktoby, Mar 21, 2006 IP
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    LOL! that was funny :D
     
    Glitter, Mar 21, 2006 IP
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    first one was cool joke...:D
     
    devAngel, Mar 21, 2006 IP
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    1st was the best, 2nd was a little too cheesy ha.
     
    stevenhartley, Mar 21, 2006 IP
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    Nice one, got me brightened up and ready to go :D
     
    illusion, Mar 21, 2006 IP
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    LOL I'm Irish and it is exactly what we're like :eek: :p :D
     
    clancey, Mar 21, 2006 IP