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Business Management lesson

Discussion in 'General Business' started by joeychgo, Apr 7, 2006.

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    Ted wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...

    One day he got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.

    Ted said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

    Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......

    She said "The bastard used coins"

    Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
     
    joeychgo, Apr 7, 2006 IP
  2. ServerUnion

    ServerUnion Peon

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    good one on the jokes buddy...
     
    ServerUnion, Apr 7, 2006 IP
  3. joeychgo

    joeychgo Notable Member

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    Its more then a Joke - its a lesson wrapped up in a joke.

    :)


    Ive seen alot get caught up in bad business deals because they didnt learn this lesson.
     
    joeychgo, Apr 7, 2006 IP
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    No matter the deal or price, if its not something you want to, you will just end up getting f**ck3d.
     
    ServerUnion, Apr 7, 2006 IP
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    great point, love this one
     
    chris_, Apr 7, 2006 IP
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    There are lots of great information you can find them online. Just type a keyword according to your requirement, have lots of valuable results and choose your desire source.

    Thanks
     
    hrcanada1, Jun 16, 2011 IP
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    Dear mister Liar (we can all se that you're from India not Canada),

    Welcome to DP , what you've just posted is necro and spam . Please refrain from such actions .
     
    ApocalypseXL, Jun 16, 2011 IP