Buying Calling UK writers! I need an article on UK politics/election

I need somebody from the UK with a sense of humour to write an article advising people which party to vote for in the upcoming General Election.

It needs to sum up the party but take the absolute p*ss out of each one.

It's basically drawing caricatures but with words.

It will be published on my news satire website.

If you think you can do this, PM me with your price and a sample of previous work (anything).

 

I perfectly understand you'll prefer a UK-based writer for this gig as it's something which can be best done by someone living there. However, if you're willing to accept writers from other countries, I would like to apply.
I'm a NON-NATIVE writer and I have NOT handled humorous or satiric and political writing before. So, unfortunately, I DON'T have relevant samples to show. Even so, I'm ready to overcome any limitations this might put by researching your niche thoroughly and trying my best to deliver the quality you expect.
As for the pricing, I cannot quote a rate unless I have an idea of the time, amount of research and effort this work will require.

If you think we can proceed, please let me know so that we can discuss this in detail.

Thanks and regards,
CM.

 

I've already got someone for this particular article. This one is probably more difficult than usual since its focused so much on the UK and its politics.

However, if you're still interested in writing satire, take a look at my site and tell me how much you'd charge for similar news stories.

Research is limited really since it's all fake anyway!

 

OK, no worries. I'll take a look at your site and see whether it's something I can do. Thanks.

 

.....researching how to be humorous that will be a first


also for that pitch to have been successful it would have had to be humorous on its own

back to writing seo content for ya boy

 

*FIXED that for ya, BARKER!

Get a life if possible and good luck with it!