Chopped my finger up

Wait until it snows and these tools get their snowmobiles out!

 

Your welcome for us letting all you FIBS (f'in Illinois Ba5tards) drive through our great state every weekend to vacation in our northwoods wonderland. Its like a caravan of campers and ATV trailors driving north on friday and south on sunday.

Isn't it nice to drive with nice roads and no tollways to stop at. Driving in Chicago tollways reminds me of my finger, painfull and slow.

Thank you for reminding me that my finger is killing me...

 

Oops, did I write "tools"? I meant to write "my beloved neighbors to the north"....sorry, man!

There's nothing more frustrating than trying to get downtown on a Friday evening and sitting in traffic for two hours and knowing that YOU'RE ACTUALLY PAYING TO SIT THERE! You're absolutely right....it's PAINFUL!

 

Oh come on now we in Wisconsin are equal opportunity accident cases, it doesn't matter on the season of the year.

 

Man, some of you guys on DP do some stupid shit
No wonder I like this place ... makes me feel better about myself

 

I aim to please

 

And I please to aim

 

If we are talking stupid human tricks, I could go on for hours.

 

Next time be carefull about your neck, when you do these stupid human tricks.

 

Too bad the camera wasn't rolling, you may have had the chance to win America's Funniest Home Videos' annual award of 50k

Just kidding

 

Like remember the time when you sliced your finger open with a knife while trying to unwrap a ham? ha ha ha- that was great!

 

I know the feeling..

Car smashed in windstorm: $1800
Serpentine belt pulley shatters, along with belt, power steering pump and power steer fluid resevoir: $460
Tears muscle in shoulder using bi-lateral chest press at 270lbs (OUCH) Have not seen doctor, just juiced up on ice hot and mineral ice!
Wiper arm shatters in friggin cold - DAMNIT!!! more money!!!
iBook HD crashes hard, hd dead (3.2GB of family pics in limbo) $1050 for data recovery, $135 for new HD, $175 misc.
Beer Fridge in Garage dies. lots o' food in freezer now bad, $100 or so in food, beer was saved! THANK GOD!!! Frig was originally $20 at a garage sale 4 years ago.

This is the last week or two for me.... But I still have my health. Hopefully the worst is over!

Try some neosporen on the cut btw. Works wonders!

 

At least the most important item made it 'beer' things will get better

 

That's what the snow right outside of the back door is for.

 

Oh My Goodness, I feel for you. Maybe you should go and have it sew up?
This has been a bad week for my daughter friend, she is homeless and staying with us-she got an abscess on the back of her neck and it pop open--it left a hole about the size of a quarter and a half inche deep...it almost made my daughter faint 3 times in a row...abscess are nasty they fill with white and green puss and they get huge as golf ball...anybody had any experiences with them?

 

^--------Can you say "green rep"?

 

Thought you'd want a pic though rob?! lol

 

I tried that, but it was down to 6 degrees this morning, so I had to move it to the car. The house frig has no room. The garage, while cold, is not cold enough. So I found my car was just the right temp. I've been driving around like this for a few days now. I brought some of it in to drink (at work), and to get back to a normal temperature. I'm gonna have to figure something out. I can't live like this. My beer must be at a constant temp at all times. Oh, the humanity. It's like 4 cases!!! Normally, I do not have that much on hand, but with that snow storm over the weekend, I stocked up just in case the big one hit.

 

You can put a cooler outside and keep the beer in it. It might not get too cold.

But that's quite a dilema, mia!

 

I thought that was for peeing on. The neighbor cats deserve a break.