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Computer Dad Explained To His Son.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lister, Aug 11, 2005.

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    A boy asked his dad, "Daddy, how I was born?"

    "Well, you see, your mum and I first got
    together in a chat room on MSN.

    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your
    mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.

    We sneaked into a secluded room, where
    your mother agreed to a download from my
    hard drive.

    As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
    that neither of us had used firewall, but it was
    too late to hit the delete button.

    Six weeks later, your mum sent me an instant
    message saying that her operating system was
    showing signs of unauthorised program activity
    from a self-extracting file which had implanted
    itself in her BIOS.

    Then nine months later, a little pop-up appeared
    and said, 'You've got a MAIL!'"
     
    lister, Aug 11, 2005 IP
  2. mopacfan

    mopacfan Peon

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    That was funny. I've never heard that one before. :p
     
    mopacfan, Aug 11, 2005 IP
  3. kc3

    kc3 Peon

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    wtf? That's funny. Makes me feel like I'm a virus to my parents. :( lol
     
    kc3, Aug 11, 2005 IP
  4. focus3

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    Wow...this shows just how much free time some of us have...
     
    focus3, Aug 11, 2005 IP
  5. voltaire

    voltaire Banned

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    lol! that was a funny joke.
     
    voltaire, Aug 11, 2005 IP
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    larysmith711 Notable Member

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    LOL .... Nice post

    You should of put it in the jokes thread. :)
     
    larysmith711, Aug 11, 2005 IP
  7. frankm

    frankm Active Member

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    Ok, I disabled the firewall, but now I get a DoS from my wife...

    please advise!
     
    frankm, Aug 11, 2005 IP
  8. digimania

    digimania Peon

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    So Lister, you are from Singapore. I never new singaporeans would be this funny.
    Nice find man. ;)
     
    digimania, Aug 12, 2005 IP
  9. lister

    lister Peon

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    We live in harmony and being funny,
    only afew..

    But there is also and ugly side,
    some dubbed it, 'the ugly Singaporeans':eek:

    I have more to tell:D
     
    lister, Aug 12, 2005 IP
  10. digimania

    digimania Peon

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    Hahaha. :D
    I wish I could visit that Lion City someday.
     
    digimania, Aug 12, 2005 IP