DigitalPoints Messiest Desk

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I was cleaning house in My Images earlier and noticed a picture of my desk during a project that left me no time to do anything but work for about two weeks straight. It is quite possibly the messiest I have ever seen any desk (it's much cleaner now), but it got me wondering what the desks of other people look like, and who has the messiest desk.

Rules:

1. It has to be YOUR desk and you need to be able to prove it. Grab a piece of cardboard or put on a screen saver that says "I have the messiest desk".
2. It has to be authentic. Don't grab a bunch of crap lying around your house and pile it on your desk.
3. Try to make sure you're not sitting in the chair naked when you take the picture

Prize:
I'll throw in a free AJAX PR checking script (I sell them on DP for $47). And I hope some other members will throw in some freebies as well.

Winner:
I actually bought a website for this, and when DNS is done I'll put voting on it. One vote per IP per day.

Remember, It's just for fun guys.

I'm not going to submit one since it wouldn't be fair, but here's the picture that inspired it all. The worst desk I have ever seen, and yes - I really did work through it.

 

Nasty desk . . . and NASTY monitor setup. Now, to come up with the explanation of why I need that to do my work!

 

Whoa, time to lay off the fast food man

 

You would be amazed at how much more efficient I am with my NEW setup The short of it is that its current resolution is over 8.5MP, but at full native res it tops out at an amazing 9.85MP. It's a little larger than the equivalent of a 7,936x1200 desktop. My camera is in the car with my wife, but Here's a screenshot of my desktop(s) using Multiplicity.

Actually, I don't eat fast food but once in a great while. I do however have people bring me something to drink on their way over - which is where all the crap comes from.

You can't tell me I have the messiest desk on DP though

 

That desk is a biohazard. Looks like a nice piece of furniture underneath... might as well be two milkcrates and some plywood, eh?

 

Nintendo will beat everyone here!

 

Seriously... get married or hire a maid

 

wowzers.....looks like your desk tops it all o_0

 

I'll post a pic of it when my wife gets home. It's in pristine condition now.

My wife is definitely nothing like a maid.

 

i really hope someone beat me, i don't want to be the worst

 

Two mostly empty bottles of salad dressing next to a tube of hand lotion.... I don't think I want to know.

 

HAHA! The vaseline lotion next to your computer has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen in quite some time lol!

 

yea, Nintendo come beat me!

 

Now that's a biohazard.

 

My desk is quite messy at the moment... Gonna go grab a cam.

 

Is that really TWO spent bottles of lotion!?

 

i admit i lost, no way i can beat this(guess who's room is it)

 

no..one bottle is mayonnaise, yum yum

 

Nintendo, you dirty Wacko.

 

Where are the carcasas?