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Do you want to save your time in morning??

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by therapy, Mar 5, 2012.

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    1. Do not sleep at night. Hence, you do not have to worry about getting up early in morning and to rush for job.

    2. Do not take shower rather use deodorants and perfume to avoid public embarrassment.

    3. Use the top and the bottom part simultaneously. I mean that eat and excrete simultaneously. However, if you think it is an obnoxious idea, then do reading rather than eating.

    4. Brush your teeth while taking bath.

    5. While sleeping, wear your shoes, this will save time in morning.

    6. If possible, wear your office dress in night.

    7. Hire servants who will do everything for you.

    8. Wear your clothes while traveling.

    9. Buy a car.

    10. Finally yet importantly, do not leave your office in evening. Therefore, you will not have to worry about coming back.

    I already know above all are really stupid.
     
    therapy, Mar 5, 2012 IP
  2. mmm555

    mmm555 Member

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    Lolol. Funny. Some of those are not stupid. Owning a car can save hours since public transportation can take a lot longer. Hiring a butler could save time to.
     
    mmm555, Mar 5, 2012 IP
  3. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    I would love to live somewhere where owning a car can actually be "optional".

    No need to wear your shoes while sleeping (6) because you don't sleep (1)
     
    sarahk, Mar 7, 2012 IP
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    DTHBAH2006 Active Member

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    6. Can you say "That Slept In Look"? :D
     
    DTHBAH2006, Mar 7, 2012 IP
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    Emma007 Peon

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    alway in the office, eat, sleep, work, and never leave.lol. It is a joke.
     
    Emma007, Mar 7, 2012 IP
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    adyst31 Greenhorn

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    i like to the job in office
     
    adyst31, Mar 8, 2012 IP