DP Main Page Guy Makes Me Happy

"Excuse me miss... your credit card was declined. You're going to have to come with me."​

 

Dear Abby:

I met this great guy in my engineering class at college this week. We had a lot of stuff in common - he finding a bunch of old electronic parts and turning them into something else. So did I. We enjoyed the same type TV shows - old cartoons, sit coms, Mythbusters and Junkyard Wars.

We went out on our first date; and that's when things turned weird. Everytime we passed a semi-truck, a volkswagon, or most other types of cars, he'd make this weird noise like "dee ooo ee orr eet" and giggle silently to himself. But still, he was fun to be around and we enjoyed each others company.

After a few dates, things heated up and I wanted to spend the night with him. That's when things turned really weird. He didn't ask me to undress or try to undress me - he simply said "Autobots transform!" and he took off all his clothes and made engine revving sounds. As I stared blankly at him, he asked if I were a "Decepticon" - I said no, of course, even though I wasn't sure what one was. He demanded that I transform with him, so I did. I took off all my clothes, but felt ashamed.

He said that we were heading back to Autobot headquarters, which turned out be his bed. He then said I was in the need of a tune up, which sounded kinky, but I had no idea what was coming next. Suffice it to say, various autobot toys probed me that night looking for what was wrong.

At the end of the night, he told me that the bed was for Autobot leaders only and that I must sleep on the floor or be disintegrated.

Abby, is this weird or am I being overly critical?​

 

Yes, caught fish today, this big

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to lorien1973 again.

That was funny!

 

great effort lorien!

posting from psp hence no punctuation...

sorry

 

YOU FREAK!!!

err, digitalfreak

 

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bazkaz again." Grrr

That's absolutely bloody wonderful!!!
(still laughing)

 

When you can transform into something cool like Optimus you can share the bed with me, until then enjoy the floor bitch.
​

 

It was at roughly this moment when John realized that some how his trick had gone wrong. "...mmm. Let's see. I did the double spin, yeah that was perfect. Then I did 2 flips. Yeah that was ok. I added half a twist. Something just doesn't feel right. I can't put my finger on it"

SMACK​

 

"Dear Run over and Totalled,

I just got back from vacation and find 2,000 messages from whiners. yours however takes the cake. Ever heard of viagra? Slip him some and get on him. You're being a wuss. So next time you wanna cry, go to your momma or do what I say. After 30 years of doing this, I'll keep it real from now and you're missing the boat, missy.

Be cool,

Abby not too shabby."

 

Ditto! hahaha...

 

Somehow I don't think that's the real Dear Abby...

 

I sometimes think that is the kind of stuff Abby is really thinking

 

Until you can admit it's an ACTION FIGURE and not a DOLL you can just sleep on the floor. Me and my ACTION FIGURE will take the bed.​

 

Shelly was real excited at first when Josh said he had a new toy to help spice up their love life. Her excitement quickly ended.​

 

ROFL...

 

Julie was starting to think there was a little more to Jimmy and Optimus Prime’s friendship then they were admitting. Yes there was definitely more then meets the eye going on.​

 

Kelly got real exited thinking about the threesome her and her boyfriend were going to have with this mysterious leader. Once things got started though it wasn’t much of a threesome as she was quickly ignored.​

 

Nice guys finish last? Some don't even start!
​

 

"Dude, you stepped in dog crap."​