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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jstroh, Aug 15, 2005.

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  1. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    Dude!! You don't have to invent the term 'head sex' to become famous!!!!
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    Nintendo, Oct 1, 2005 IP
  2. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    #302
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    As Pedro tried to hump the bull, it brought a whole new meaning to 'I'm Horny'​
     
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  3. blackbug

    blackbug Peon

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    Robert Powell realises that he'll need more that his Jesus Christ routine to help out Santa's helper this time.​
     
    blackbug, Oct 2, 2005 IP
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    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    Before working long weeks fulfilling huge cookie orders the Keebler elves would often pump themselves up by attacking a bull.​
     
    Hodgedup, Oct 2, 2005 IP
  5. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    Get back here, you little bastard!
    This bull isn't going to save you from the anal punishment I've got planned for you!​
     
    Crazy_Rob, Oct 2, 2005 IP
  6. scott.symbiotic.com

    scott.symbiotic.com Peon

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    #306
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    Earliest successful cure for constipation.
     
    scott.symbiotic.com, Oct 2, 2005 IP
  7. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    Carlos was always trying to get his lover to be more adventurous so he was surprised when Juan agreed to “the bull ride”. To be honest Juan couldn’t say no to Carlos after he dressed in his cute little bullfighter outfit. He just never imagined that the one who wore the green hat would be in the middle with a live bull.​
     
    Hodgedup, Oct 2, 2005 IP
  8. blackbug

    blackbug Peon

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    #308
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    Robert Powel says "That's me on the right, I played Jesus in the TV series
    'Jesus of Nazareth' you red repping oversensitive religious idiots! That was
    one of my best, most powerful performances"​
     
    blackbug, Oct 3, 2005 IP
  9. yfs1

    yfs1 User Title Not Found

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    Dr. Carlos had a horrible time removing the growth that looked like a man
    from the bull. It was all worth it when Golden Palace paid $35,000 for it​
     
    yfs1, Oct 3, 2005 IP
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    Henny Peon

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    #310
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    mi testicalles, ellos arden ooooh​
     
    Henny, Oct 3, 2005 IP
  11. Henny

    Henny Peon

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    Does this hat make my bulls look big?​
     
    Henny, Oct 3, 2005 IP
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    Henny Peon

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    NO! I wont let go, this is MY bull, MINE I TELL YOU!​
     
    Henny, Oct 3, 2005 IP
  13. Henny

    Henny Peon

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    The judge suddenly realized two others had the same outfit on, how embarrasing.​
     
    Henny, Oct 3, 2005 IP
  14. Henny

    Henny Peon

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    #314
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    Just wait till the chief hears about this, she'll be behind her desk forever!​
     
    Henny, Oct 3, 2005 IP
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    blackbug Peon

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    #315
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    Critics deem Ridley Scott's attempt to reprise the
    stomach bust scene in Aliens - "a bit over the top".​
     
    blackbug, Oct 3, 2005 IP
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    Perrow Well-Known Member

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    Juan just realized he had bullied Carlos once too many and tried to save him.​
     
    Perrow, Oct 3, 2005 IP
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    NO quiero taco bell after this shit!


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    Blogmaster, Oct 3, 2005 IP
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    SEbasic Peon

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    #318
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    Damn Timmy - How many times have I told you... You aren't a dalek.

    http://www.daleklinks.co.uk/ (For those who don't know Dr.Who)
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    SEbasic, Oct 3, 2005 IP
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    yfs1 User Title Not Found

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    Just cut his head off, we need to save the chair
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    yfs1, Oct 3, 2005 IP
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    blackbug Peon

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    #320
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    ...and as it turns out, he really didn't know his arse from his elbow.
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    blackbug, Oct 3, 2005 IP
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