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After 3 hours, they had finally got the first part of Robo-Kids armour on
Now to take on the terrorists!!!!
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I told you timmy - if you keep eating like that, you're going to get stuck. But no - you just *had* to pick that sweet up that fell off your chair.
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Billy realized now that when the school bully called him a butthead he should have came back with a different response then "Oh yeah prove it."
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Billy messed with the wrong chair
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How many Pollacks does it take to.....
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Next up,, When TrapperKeepers Attack!
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It had been 4 days since the "experiment" had begun.
By this time, Timmy was beginning to suspect that Bob the janitor had a hidden agenda... It was the way he kept hold of that chair leg...
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"Yeah this one's fat enough to eat. Let's go ahead and get him out of the chair trap so we can start cooking him.
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I just noticed that kid has a lollipop in his mouth...The janitor probably had a bunch in his pocket

 

That's to help fatten him up and make the meat sweeter. It, also, helps to drown out the screams when the hacksaw starts cutting into him.

 

I was thinking the janitor was going to ask him to help find his lost puppy (They can use his windowless white van of course)

 

That's the Nelson tells me about HIS column! ​

 

Who can come up with a funny caption for this pic, my minds gone blank.

 

It's tough...too easy and yet tough. Hold on, ...heh

 

He had excellent ball skills, but his dribbling left a lot to be desired...

 

I don't know soccer terms well enough, and have to look some up to get inspired

 

I said "Kick the ball!" not "Lick the ball!"

 

His girlfriend told Ronaldo to keep his hands off him.

 

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!

 

"Taking teamspirit to a higher level"