1. Advertising
    y u no do it?

    Advertising (learn more)

    Advertise virtually anything here, with CPM banner ads, CPM email ads and CPC contextual links. You can target relevant areas of the site and show ads based on geographical location of the user if you wish.

    Starts at just $1 per CPM or $0.10 per CPC.

DP Main Page Guy Makes Me Happy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jstroh, Aug 15, 2005.

  1. SEbasic

    SEbasic Peon

    Messages:
    6,317
    Likes Received:
    318
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #21
    [​IMG]
    "Think of the money, think of the money, think of the money"​

     
    SEbasic, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  2. yfs1

    yfs1 User Title Not Found

    Messages:
    13,798
    Likes Received:
    922
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #22
    [​IMG]
    "If I squeeze this fart out hard enough, I can take out Hawaii"​
     
    yfs1, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  3. yfs1

    yfs1 User Title Not Found

    Messages:
    13,798
    Likes Received:
    922
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #23
    [​IMG]
    "I have been "watching Olivers space" for over a month - I can't take it anymore"​
     
    yfs1, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  4. focus3

    focus3 Peon

    Messages:
    223
    Likes Received:
    8
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #24
    [​IMG]
    "I 'm the incredible hulk....just watch"​
     
    focus3, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  5. Tuning

    Tuning Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,005
    Likes Received:
    51
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    138
    #25
    [​IMG]
    "The sky is the limit!"
     
    Tuning, Aug 15, 2005 IP
    jstroh likes this.
  6. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

    Messages:
    3,962
    Likes Received:
    287
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    203
    #26
    [​IMG]
    Steve was so happy to finally escape Shawn's basement. Little did he know Shawn would soon catch him again, drug him, and put him back in the pit. Soon Steve would have to hear "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"
     
    Hodgedup, Aug 15, 2005 IP
    jstroh likes this.
  7. yfs1

    yfs1 User Title Not Found

    Messages:
    13,798
    Likes Received:
    922
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #27
    [​IMG]
    Kevins fetish for manta rays was well known in his sleepy town. In fact sometimes locals would flock to the beach to watch him perform his mating rituals
     
    yfs1, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  8. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

    Messages:
    3,962
    Likes Received:
    287
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    203
    #28
    [​IMG]
    Many people thought the boy died in Titanic, but actually he survived and lived to a ripe old age, although with extreme brain damage due to the cold, and could often be seen walking up and down the beach screaming, “I’m king of the world!!!”
     
    Hodgedup, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  9. yfs1

    yfs1 User Title Not Found

    Messages:
    13,798
    Likes Received:
    922
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #29
    [​IMG]
    After multiple court cases of fiddling children, R Kelly could
    only perform to crowds of less than 50 at his impromptu outdoor concerts​
     
    yfs1, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  10. J.P

    J.P Notable Member

    Messages:
    767
    Likes Received:
    42
    Best Answers:
    3
    Trophy Points:
    205
    #30
    [​IMG]
    I once caught a fish this big!!​
     
    J.P, Aug 15, 2005 IP
    jstroh likes this.
  11. yfs1

    yfs1 User Title Not Found

    Messages:
    13,798
    Likes Received:
    922
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #31
    [​IMG]
    "Giving me Nintendo as a son - Is that the best you can do, GOD!!!"​
     
    yfs1, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  12. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

    Messages:
    3,962
    Likes Received:
    287
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    203
    #32
    [​IMG]
    Grandpa was always a stuffy old man until one day at the beach we decided to slip him some X. Then he got all lovely and wanted to rub on everyone.​
     
    Hodgedup, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  13. yfs1

    yfs1 User Title Not Found

    Messages:
    13,798
    Likes Received:
    922
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #33
    [​IMG]
    After the Iraq war and all the attention Bush got, Dick Cheney
    knew it was his turn to hit the Headlines
     
    yfs1, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  14. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

    Messages:
    3,962
    Likes Received:
    287
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    203
    #34
    [​IMG]
    "Life is so much better now that I use Article Stream to auto populate my site with new content. I can finally enjoy life."
     
    Hodgedup, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  15. yfs1

    yfs1 User Title Not Found

    Messages:
    13,798
    Likes Received:
    922
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #35
    [​IMG]
    "Damn you Hodgeup, why don't you put live links in your jokes"
     
    yfs1, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  16. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

    Messages:
    3,962
    Likes Received:
    287
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    203
    #36
    [​IMG]
    “Who says older men can’t be sexy,” yelled Bob right before taking off the rest of his clothes.
     
    Hodgedup, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  17. yfs1

    yfs1 User Title Not Found

    Messages:
    13,798
    Likes Received:
    922
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #37
    [​IMG]
    Leonard had performed a perfect dismount, in water no less.
    A perfect 10 except for the russians who gave him a 4
     
    yfs1, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  18. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

    Messages:
    3,962
    Likes Received:
    287
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    203
    #38
    [​IMG]
    “After all these years I’m coming out. I had sex with Alan Partridge and I loved it!!!”
     
    Hodgedup, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  19. yfs1

    yfs1 User Title Not Found

    Messages:
    13,798
    Likes Received:
    922
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #39
    [​IMG]
    You could cut the suspense with a knife.
    John was only 3 minutes away from winning the macarena world championships
     
    yfs1, Aug 15, 2005 IP
  20. blackbug

    blackbug Peon

    Messages:
    1,002
    Likes Received:
    89
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #40
    [​IMG]
    After a swift kick to the midsection, Geoff ended up somewhere off the coast of spain.​
     
    blackbug, Aug 15, 2005 IP