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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jstroh, Aug 15, 2005.

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  1. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    #141
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    Somehow the personal female shaver looked different on the website.
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    Hodgedup, Aug 17, 2005 IP
  2. yfs1

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    #142
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    "I thought 'I do it like a machine' was just a metaphor"
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    yfs1, Aug 17, 2005 IP
  3. yfs1

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    #143
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    "I bought it just for massages, honest!"
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    yfs1, Aug 17, 2005 IP
  4. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    #144
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    The designers of the new female replacement robot were sure that men would prefer their new robot to real women. What guy wouldn’t rather have a tmSuk?
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    ^That's dirty.
     
    Hodgedup, Aug 17, 2005 IP
  5. lorien1973

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    #145
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    Mommy! I'm so glad! You'll live forever now!
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    lorien1973, Aug 17, 2005 IP
  6. yfs1

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    #146
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    Me so hoooorny (Thats the robot, not the girl)
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    ^That's stupid.
     
    yfs1, Aug 17, 2005 IP
  7. lorien1973

    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    Men were confused with the older female models - as seen here to my left - they were not sure how to operate it. I am user friendly. I feature a yellow arrow that says "Insert Here"
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    #148
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    Advertisers were stumped why their new commercials for their feminine hygiene product was doing so poorly.

    In the end they ended up replacing the woman with a large orangutan, because when I think feminine hygiene I think or robots and orangutans.

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  9. yfs1

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    #149
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    "I am the yfs1 Postpadder 500...You must obey"
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  10. yfs1

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    #150
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    Miyako pleased the robot not realizing the whole thing was being broadcast over the internet
    via the small camera in the corner
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    yfs1, Aug 17, 2005 IP
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    #151
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    I am waiterbot 2000. Pay the 15% gratuity or you will be eliminated.
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    lorien1973, Aug 17, 2005 IP
  12. yfs1

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    #152
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    Mel couldn't help but be a bit apprehensive when she
    met her new gynecologist in the lobby
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    #153
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    Miss...This is a robots only eatery. Take your meatbag self elsewhere.
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    lorien1973, Aug 17, 2005 IP
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    #154
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    Eisha was exciting upon meeting her blind date. After all, they say you
    can judge a robot by the size of his metal skirt like foot thing
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    yfs1, Aug 17, 2005 IP
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    #155
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    Just before shocking Julie with 10,000,000 volts and saying "You're it". tmSUK wondered this game of tag had gone a little too far.
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    lorien1973, Aug 17, 2005 IP
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    Ellen got chills in her spine when Tmsuk tapped her on her
    shoulder and uttered "Watch this space"
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  18. SEbasic

    SEbasic Peon

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    #158
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    Excuse me,
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to yfs1 again.​
     
    SEbasic, Aug 17, 2005 IP
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    #159
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    Hey tmsuk, I haven't seen you in a long time. I hear you've settled
    down with a really nice vending machine
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    yfs1, Aug 17, 2005 IP
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    #160
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    Did you hear the one about the three waching machines
    stuck on a deserted island?
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    yfs1, Aug 17, 2005 IP
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